How to hunt Bigfoot in Washington State

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  1. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

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    https://www.seattlemag.com/northwest-tra...gton-state

    "According to scientist Ranae Holland, host of the Animal Planet show Finding Bigfoot, Washington is the scene of more Sasquatch sightings than any other state. While the legendary creature’s existence has yet to be confirmed—Holland herself has yet to encounter one—what we do know is that Bigfoot mythology looms large in our state, from roadside chainsaw carvings to the annual Bigfoot Conference, which takes place in Kennewick from August 31 to September 2. We asked Holland for her tips on how to conduct a proper search for the elusive hominid beast.

    1. Follow the History. Plan your search for areas where most reported sightings occur: wooded settings in Pierce County and in the Cascade foothills.

    2. Dress for a Deep Forest Hike. Bring a headlamp, bug spray and good hiking gear so you can comfortably follow any leads. Such clues could include tracks, hair, nesting sites and things like split trees; Bigfoot believers say tree damage indicates Bigfoot territory.

    3. Stop and Listen. Beyond visual cues, listen for Bigfoot “vocalizations.” Sasquatch speech is said to sound like, well, Chewbacca: a mix between a bear growl and human yell.

    4. Leave the Perfume at Home. It is believed that Sasquatch has a very strong sense of smell, so limit strong odors to keep yourself as undetectable as possible and gain maximum tracking potential.

    5. Set Out at Night. Sasquatch is believed to be more active in the dark.

    6. Use the Buddy System. Teaming up with another person is smart and more fun; and two sets of eyes expand the range of your survey.

    7. Record Your Observations. If you happen to encounter Bigfoot, stay calm, keep your distance and try to avoid confrontation. Snap a photo. After the creature passes, describe your encounter or sketch what you saw in a field journal. Check the area for hair and other evidence, and report your findings to the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, a virtual community that bills itself as “the only scientific research organization exploring the Bigfoot/Sasquatch mystery.” And consider yourself lucky!"
     
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  3. Musika Last in Space Valued Senior Member

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    Out of curiosity, is the plural of Bigfoot, Bigfeet?
     
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    The plural to Bigfoot is Bigfoot, like Blackfoot, trout, salmon, bass, sheep, etc. It's called a mass noun.
     
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  7. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    Plan your search for areas where most reported sightings occur

    Noooooo I was thinking the Sahara would be a good starting point

    Dress for a Deep Forest Hike

    So snorkel and flippers are out?

    Sasquatch speech is said to sound like,a mix between a bear growl and human yell

    Never heard it. Any chance of a link? And I'm guessing here and calling any recordings produced the listener will have to be very charitable to call it speech

    It is believed that Sasquatch has a very strong sense of smell

    Might like Canal No 5

    Moving on

    I'd like to add some important tips in the search for Bigfoot

    Carry a copy of the days newspaper so you can get Bigfoot to hold it. Proof of life

    Few spare litres of water. Make a wet patch on the ground and get Bigfoot to do a Neil Armstrong footprint. Be sure to take a plaster cast

    Thought bubble - why didn't NASA think of that???

    Selfie, gotta have a selfie

    Glad to have helped

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  8. Beer w/Straw Transcendental Ignorance! Valued Senior Member

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    Has Bigfoot ever been alleged for a murder?
     
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    https://m.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/bigfoot-eats-pizza-michigan_n_4571245

    Only the accused, in this instance, is Bigfoot, who has allegedly been wandering around a Michigan property for more than a decade, shape-shifting and eating pizza.

    On Saturday, a 52-year-old Breckendridge, Mich. man came to the Midland law enforcement center armed with evidence, including photo albums, empty food containers, dirt and alleged Bigfoot scat, to ask for help verifying the existence of the mythical creature, according to a report from the Midland County Sheriff's Office.

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    Bigfoot vocalizations:





     
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  14. Musika Last in Space Valued Senior Member

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    www.bigfootlunchclub.com/2015/12/oregons-largest-newspaper-writes-fake.html?m=1

    So you can see I could do amazing things for Oregon. Bigfoot won't come out and talk to anybody? He'll talk to me. More than anybody who has ever run for president, I know Bigfoot. I was on a talk show with Bigfoot — the network begged me to come on — and he's a good guy, although not as smart or good-looking as I am.

    Between you and me, even my feet are bigger, although the media won't tell you that.

    I would give the Northwest what it's never had, a winning Bigfoot policy. We've got a Bigfoot policy put together by losers, a Bigfoot policy run by people with small feet and smaller IQs. I could bring Bigfoot out by offering him a free week at a Trump hotel. Nobody would refuse that, because Trump hotels are the greatest places in the world.
     
  15. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    Thanks

    But not sure 3 different styles of animal types of noises makes a case for Bigfoot

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  17. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Bigfoot howls are a hoot. The "hunters" have never heard of Occam's Razor.
     
  18. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    Do you think he stood on it?

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  19. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    I recently re-read The Swiss Family Robinson. It was amusing - or maybe horrifying - to notice that when they encountered any form of life, their standard procedure was to shoot it and then identify it.
     
  20. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

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    A single primate species is capable of making several "animal types of noises"---from howls and screams to growls and snarls and grunts..
     
  21. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Especially when that primate is wearing Carhart overalls and a MAGA hat.
     
  22. Magical Realist Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, they just sit out there at night in random forested regions just waiting to make animal noises for Bigfoot hunters.
     
  23. Michael 345 Bali in Nov closer Valued Senior Member

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    Busted

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