How to handle a woman?

It seems the most vexing of all questions for men of all ages. And I am probably the worst one for such a thread, as I am divorced. I just could not get that toilet seat thing down.

But I pose the question, how do you handle a woman. I remember the words from one of my favorite all time movies, Camelot. Where when Arthur posed the question to Merlin, he responded with just two words, "love her".

So for all others out there in Sci Forum land, how should men handle women? Is there some special way?

 

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^^^ How do you handle men like this user??

My favourite method involves a sharp twist of the cervical spine.

 

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sounds kinky visceral

 

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The same way you handle anyone else?

 

Its all about the effort. I would rather have wildflowers he picked for me than roses he ordered over the phone.
Actions speak volumes.

 

Firmly.

 

So destroying the natural environment is something you like in a guy ?

 

LOL, he's just cutting them, not uprooting them. I marry the guy who brings me ivory tusks though.

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I rest my case.. lol

 

LOL, just wait, for xmas next year I think I want a Transformer head on a platter.

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I have no problems with that though.. lol

But do you mean you appreciate a bunch of pissy buttercups more than beautiful roses ?

 

every single damn time. :thankyou:

 

As she treats me.

 

lol Ok then...

 

Now that you mention it, I'm quite into necrophilia.

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A girl is a girl only next to a man. When you stop being a man, she becomes that god-knows-what we've all seen so often.

 

Good points. How do you handle a woman?

Is she handleable?

Is she even able to be handled?

Who cares?

Only those who are interested in the nonsense intellectual feministic nonsense that we all must consider.
Sounds lame.

 

Here's a tip: you got divorced for reasons other than the toilet seat being up. And if she divorced you, she did it for other reasons - perhaps condescension - and she probably let you know for quite a while what these other reasons were.

 

So you let her initiate and you respond in kind?

 

A swift kick in the ribs, and then you get a kick in your stomach. Then you say sorry for fractuing her rib, and you both have a laugh on how you fell, when she kicked you out of air.
At least that's my experience.

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