How do I lose weight?

Discussion in 'Biology & Genetics' started by Joeman, Jul 2, 2002.

  1. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    ok.. this works for me before a pageant....

    go to the store, pick up alot of fruit juice, try for a nice variety, and a terribly large amount of campbells soup.
    im sure you can see where this is going, of course, watch the contents of the things you buy, although most campbells soups are pretty healthy diet wise.
    always take a supplementary vitamin, otherwise you body may not be receiving something it needs, and will keep storing food, getting you no where.
    If you follow this strictly for 2 weeks, with regular excercise, (and it is VERY tough after 10 days of veggie soup. lol... ) you should be able to loose about 20 lbs. no, it isn't the healthiest thing to do to your body, but it works. just make sure you always have a little of something in you tummy, and you body doesn't worry about storing food. for a snack or desert fruit and cheese will help digest foods easily. and of course, lots of water.
     
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  3. Firefly Registered Senior Member

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    Are noodles seriously just saturated fat? :bugeye:
     
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  5. Joeman Eviiiiiiiil Clown Registered Senior Member

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    No. Noodles are seriously just complex carbohydrate.
     
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  7. On Radioactive Waves lost in the continuum Registered Senior Member

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    what!? read the label!!! i've yet to see a "healthy" campbells soop (1 letter away from poop)

    1 serving = 40% reccomended sodium, 2.5 servings per can
    =100% reccomended sodium in 1 can!!!!

    and look at all the preseratives, stableizers, ect in that garbage.

    just eat some healthy food, watch what you put in your body. thats the best way to lose weight (in a healty way/manner)
     
  8. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    you have a good point.... i was just going mostly for speed. lol.
     
  9. On Radioactive Waves lost in the continuum Registered Senior Member

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    ahhhh......speed. good ol' crystal meth. now thats the way to lose weight fast! i mean why just cut the fat? might as well lose muscle, brains and skeleton while your at it. (oh yah some teeth too)
     
  10. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    lol.. not THAT kind of speed... thanks for the uh.. mental pic... -shivers-...

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  11. Lady Banned Banned

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    Joeman,

    ** Don't know much but natural fibers(keep it moving)

    ** Men who don't have babies often look 9-months, in my neck of the woods, anyway much beer&pot.

    ** Tolerate bake foods(fish,chicken...etc)
     
  12. Firefly Registered Senior Member

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    So... is that good? Is it gonna make me fat? :bugeye:

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