Hitler skull...was NOT Hitler's skull??

Discussion in 'History' started by GeoffP, Sep 30, 2009.

  1. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Will be, still 'work in progress'!!!!!!!!
     
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  3. Xylene Valued Senior Member

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    How about that secret Nazi base that was supposedly built under the ice in Antarctica, according to the CT's (Conspiracy Theorists)? Maybe he's down there, literally on ice...

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  5. PsychoTropicPuppy Bittersweet life? Valued Senior Member

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    No no..those experts got it all wrong. Wrong perspective. Hitler was actually a woman. He was just sexually confused, and never managed to get this problem solved - reason why he had opinions of such violent nature.
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    That makes sense. Women are such fascists..
     
  8. PsychoTropicPuppy Bittersweet life? Valued Senior Member

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    Of course it makes sense. But it's not his womanhood that made him a fascist...just his sexual confusion.

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    Misogynist jokes are funny!
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Are we still being sarcastic? lol
     
  10. PsychoTropicPuppy Bittersweet life? Valued Senior Member

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    No, I'm just being a misogynist c*nt about it. Wait...that was sarcasm. Again.

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  11. superstring01 Moderator

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    An interesting article in Spanish that a friend sent me. I´ve yet to find one as good in English.

    here

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  12. Ophiolite Valued Senior Member

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    This was one of the two missing pieces I needed for my blockbuster novel.
     
  13. EndLightEnd This too shall pass. Registered Senior Member

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    Are people really so surprised to uncover lie after lie? I mean its what the government does best...

    Heres an interesting little article, a little off topic but revealing none the less.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8226075.stm
     
  14. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Well, sure. I mean, sure governments lie constantly, but there are some things you really trust in. Elvis is dead. Benedict Arnold was a loyal Englishman. The Russians have Hitler's head. It all made some kind of sense, somehow. But now this is a lie, too? What's next? Walt Disney isn't frozen?
     
  15. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    For the love of God, we're talking about the Russians.

    The people in charge of the storage facility probably lost the original skull fragment, or were playing round with it and broke it or whatever... ...and fearing a surprise visit by Uncle Joe - coming down to the sub-sub-sub basement in a drunken reverie to gloat over the bit of bone representing his triumph over his hated rival, perhaps - just went out and shot the first person they came across (some poor, unfortunate street whore or char woman, say) & put the bit of their noggin with the bullet hole in it into the drawer where Hitler's was supposed to be kept... ...after all, what were the chances some meddling "archaeologist and bone specialist" was going to come along 60-odd years later to test the bloody thing !

    Then again, maybe some wiseass just put a hunk of Fanny Kaplan's skull in there !
     
  16. CheskiChips Banned Banned

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    Is there any reason to assume they intentionally lied? And Killjoy makes a good point.


    Why do we assume that the Russians had the correct skull ever?
     
  17. Sock Puppy I cAn haZ INfrakShun? Registered Senior Member

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    I want to know where Elvis' skull is.
     
  18. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    You guys are killing all my deeply held beliefs.
     
  19. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I had a drink with him, Elvis, Michael Jackson and Osama bin Laden last week in Dubai.
     
  20. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    This is what I mean.

    So why do we hold to our beliefs. Clearly Soviet archivists, much to our general surprise, may have played a little loose with the origin of a few things. So why do we cling to the idea that anything is as previously advertised? Hope? Fear? Because we enjoy the sensation of friction against its leg?
     
  21. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I have honestly never believed that Hitler killed himself in that bunker.
    He was too arrogant for that.
    My inclination was that they used that story to both assure people that everything was OK now since the monster is dead, and as a bonus, look how cowardly he REALLY WAS!
     
  22. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I am terribly cynical when it coes do anything that could possibly have a slight aroma of propaganda in it's general vicinity.
     
  23. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Don't worry about that.
    They'll be found to be alive and well and living in Dorset, having faked their own deaths for tax purposes.
     

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