Help darksidZz get a girl: Sci Project

Darkie is a very sincere and earnest fellow and has no sexually communicable diseases.

How's that for a confidence booster.

 

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He has low cholesterol, low BMI and low self esteem, low maintenance, low income, low pain threshold, low forehead...these are positives,..well except the income, that's a definite detractor.

 

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Sorry for going off topic, but I must ask something while I remember.
Spud. You are Australian, and might know the answer.
Where do aborigines get those big cigars from?

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Nowhere special, it's a Cuban.

Notice how he's doing a Michael Jackson and going all pallid.

Needs a bit of work on the shnozz though!

 

I reckon Darkie should try a bit of the lone tribal nomad work in his M.O

Those dudes pull some serious chicks...When they're not being lone that is.

Aloof and distant (also works for me,..man of few words).

 

"Ay blok, wat you doon wit dat big fung ting 'angin' out you gob?"

"...Aaih...jes Havanna cigar brudder...ngairrrrr!"

 

It's a Cuban?
I can see it now. That's his leg isn't it.
In brown drainpipe Cuban 1950s trousers.

 

The Aussie S.A.S Starved Abbos Squad. Helped to avert the missile crisis.

Send in the Coons (it's their anthem).

 

she glimmering light of the nearby passing lights outside on the highway showed my face

 

Ever think of writing romantic novel or script?

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Excerpt:

Vladomir unbutton dress of Svetlana, dropping to floor like Berlin Wall. Vladomir take Svetlana in arms like Lenin, and clear empty wodka bottles from bed. ``I now crush you'' say Vladomir, ``I open flower like matryoshka doll.'' Svetlana know it will be long night.

 

.... and then I noticed my trousers were all gloopy.
The bus driver winked at me as I got off the bus, and growled
"That is my daughter. We are a team, Youtube boy."

 

I'm in for Helping Darky get a girl.

I think he should go the honest route....kinda like the beggar who holds up a sign that says: "I just need a beer..please help" is much more likely to get a donation from me.

"Late 20s virgin looking for love. Not the prettiest flower in the vase, or the sharpest tool in the shed, but has a kind heart, and a humorous soul. So..if you're ready to settle, then he's the right guy for you. Fatties welcome."

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make them laugh

 

Two things: you seem like a a magnet for bigger girls (no offense to any here). Second, doesn't anyone feel that this story was a bit unnecessary? I kinda feel like it was somewhat irrelevant.

 

lmao

 

Ben, Darkz isnt interested in advice or anything that will change his circumstances.

He has received several hundred pages of it for years and has done approx nothing about it.

 

dude I just answered the question.

And yes its true about the "bigger" girl thing...not sure what to make out of it.

 

so forcing a girl into him would work, right?

tell us darksidZz were you live so that we can bring her in.

 

Draq should have his own thread called Adventures in Fatland....