I heard that joke years ago. This thread will be Cesspooled, but I'll give y'all my best gay joke anyways: A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas." The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I''ve just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."
Alright, that was pretty good, but I liked the stool one better. I too heard it a long time ago, but just found the site a week or so ago, so...
this single gay guy goes to the doctor, with a vibrator stuck up his arse. the doctor says bend over and I'll remove it. and the gays says no, I just want the batterys renewed.
Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded." The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing? The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar." The other three men grew silent and felt sorry for him as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."
two gays when to the fair and one go's on the rollercoaster, the other watch is boyfriend go round and round, suddenly the car comes of the track and falls to the ground the gay guy runs over to his boyfriend whos laying spread eagle on the floor moaning, so he says "simon are you hurt," and simon says "hurt hurt of course I'm hurt, I waved to you three times, and you did'nt wave back."
jolly roger i am shocked and disgusted!!! my real name is Johhny Rammeuptheass and i'm a laywer from the large city of Homo near where your from. I'm coming after you boy! and that sweet little ass of yours he he. oh i'm just too naughty Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
