Greeks with little dicks

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by Roman, Nov 1, 2007.

  1. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    ok. i know i am not allowed to post real stuff here, but the ancient greeks didn't make statures to depict sexiness.

    grrrrr
     
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  3. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Then I suggest that they are perfectly normal. Maybe our idea of what's normal has been skewed by the modern porn industry.
     
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  5. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I have another theory.

    They kept the penis small because it was an item that would easily break off.

    A practical consideration.
     
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  7. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    I was thinking that. Marble is brittle. Anything that sticks out too far will break.
     
  8. Roman Banned Banned

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    Oh come on, everyone knows greek statues was like porno for the ancient greeks.

    You know, you never see the backsides of those statues. Think they got tight, hard asses? Cause then the pieces would really start coming together.
     
  9. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    fingers?
     
  10. John99 Banned Banned

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    No, i am fairly certain that is the answer. Last thing we need are sculptors in competion for the largest member.
     
  11. Exhumed Self ******. Registered Senior Member

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    I really have no idea, but it could be a matter of style.

    Someone once told me that large penises in Roman times were mocked. I have no idea if it's true. I was going to google but decided against it.
     
  12. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Yes, look what happened to Venus Di Milo.
     
  13. John99 Banned Banned

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    yeah, i google everyhting that pops into my head.
     
  14. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Everytime I see this thread in the list I keep reading it as GEEKS WITH LITTLE DICKS.....lol
     
  15. John99 Banned Banned

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    yep, that too.

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  16. Klippymitch Thinker Registered Senior Member

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    The average flacid penis size is only 2-3 inches.
     
  17. John99 Banned Banned

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    ouch.
     
  18. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    2 inches? :bugeye: ummmmmm not the one I am comparing it to.
     
  19. John99 Banned Banned

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    why is that a lot shorty?

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    ha ha, jk.
     
  20. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    LMAO.. GOOD ONE!!

    But NO!

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    that is NOTHING!
     
  21. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    lol so true.
     
  22. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    I'm going to go with lack of central heating.
     
  23. Zyxoas Registered Senior Member

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    Microphallus, in faux Greek.
     

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