Good News for ME!!

I have been asking my husband for a date to re new our wedding vows for a few years now, and he has just called and said what about my birthdate,

july 27th, we are going to see the chapel on Monday and book it, i can't wait!

at last we are going to have the big wedding i wanted the first time round!!

we are also going to have a big reception!

my daughter will be bridesmaid, my younger son page boy! (hopefully)

and no i wont be wearing white! i thought about wearing red! (and no converse shoes)

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OMG. That is splendid, i used to be a top notch wedding planner. Any questions let me know.

 

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Let me see..

" and excluding all others...well except for Martha who gives hubby a real juicy BJ..."

You left that one wiiiidee open dear!

 

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Let us know if you burst into flame crossing the threshold.

 

Have a beach wedding. The breeze, the sunlight. walk to the shoreline with confidence, hand in hand with your man. use a blue runner and white chairs.

 

Aaahhahahaha!
Gold!

 

" The ring,..the ring, who's got the fuckin' ring?...LA slides her strappy little number down to reveal ample left mammary and battles momentarily with nuggety nipple to extricate a 'makeshift' ring..ceremony proceeds like clockwork.

/snigger

 

i guess i did!

but its not going to spoil my day!

 

Have fun honeychild!
Have a bevvie for me.

 

i will have fun!

and for the record all the piercings will be taken out for the wedding!

 

Piercing myself laughing here sweetie!

 

Will there be a feeding trough for you at the reception?
You self indulgent pig
What a waste of time.

*** Administrator's Note: Dr Lou Natic has been banned for 3 days - Reason: Insulting other member ***

 

I hope you enjoy your day but personally I don't get the renew your wedding vowels thing (or even weddings the first time around). The picture I get in my mind is of someone shuving a large turd back up their asshole and inviting everyone they know to gather around for when they push it back out.

 

I thought this thread was going to be about the Middle East.
God knows it needs some good news.
It isn't though.
What a complete and utter waste of almost 2 minutes of my time.

'Congratulations' then - for what it's worth.

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have fun LA

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red army why exactly would stuff on the middle east be in About the members?

 

Right, because it's nothing to do with anyone else, is it. We have no members from the region, so let's all just leave 'em to it, eh.

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umm you dont see political news posted in About the members. it should be posted in politics

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Yes, because politics is nothing to do with people, is it? It's none of our concern, Asguard.

 

I personally thought this was a thread about a cure for chronic fatigue.

 

we have been through a lot, and this is a way to make a fresh start, right from the beginning!