Glad I don't have this job

Discussion in 'Architecture & Engineering' started by Mazulu, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    dmoe,
    Is there something wrong with you?
     
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  3. spidergoat Valued Senior Member

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    Truer words were never spoken.
     
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  5. dumbest man on earth Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Valued Senior Member

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    Mazulu, odd question...but unlike yourself, I will at least attempt to answer the query posed to me.
    As I have never, to this point in my life, been privy to the manufactures specifications of of what a perfect model of me could/would/should be, I can only go by what the myriad perfect examples of other human beings have been so gracious as to go out of their way to point out to me.

    I have been told that I am oblivious to reality...but I, myself, have never noticed it.

    I have been told that I suffer from delusions of adequacy...but it only seems to bother the superior people.

    I don't fight like a normal man...but they only say that after they regain consciousness.

    I am/always was/always will be wrong about anything I think/perceive/opine...but only when I express those things to anyone else.

    I must be a very special person...because evidently there is a special place in hell that numerous kind and thoughtful people have reserved just for me.

    Mazulu, these are only a few of the several hundred thousand of my "wrongs" that have been pointed out to me so far by the perfect examples of human beings that I have been fortunate to come across while doing time on planet Earth.
    Are you going to be so kind as to point out a few thousand more to me? Oh...my bad...Mazulu, you do not answer questions...

    Mazulu, you only PREACH! Mazulu, you only FAIL! Mazulu, you fervently REPEAT! Then when you UTTERLY FAIL...you Post or PM with puerile, inane, empty and ignorant threats of ever increasing font size!

    But, hey, Mazulu...at least there is nothing wrong with you. ( ...though I am dmoe...so I am probably WRONG about that, too!! )
     
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  7. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    What am I afraid of? Oh yeah! I'm afraid of climbing an icy ladder.
     
  8. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    It's like being insulted by a crazy person. Given the evidence of your unsound mind, I can't imagine that anyone would hire you to climb up their tower. Sorry, but I think your nuts.
     
  9. dumbest man on earth Real Eyes Realize Real Lies Valued Senior Member

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    Mazulu, Your Posing of the question may have been your feeble attempt at an insult. My reply was NOT intended as any form of insult. If you refer to my synopsis of your actions on this Forum - any "insulting" feelings that you felt were only the result of how you constantly "insult" yourself by your childish tantrums and tirades that do nothing to advance whatever imagined agenda you are trying to implement on this Forum.

    Mazulu, asking you to actually produce this alleged "evidence" would be an exercise in futility - because, as your history on this Forum has shown, you can only make claims (Preach), but do not even attempt to back them up (Fail).

    Mazulu, the list of things that you "can't" do would probably stretch to infinity. However, what you can or cannot "imagine", may limit your aspirations and abilities, but they have absolutely no affect on my ability to be quite competent in any endeavours that I choose to apply myself to.

    Mazulu, reluctantly, I must agree that you are indeed one "sorry" individual. However, as I have tried to point out to you numerous times - only you and your self-imposed limitations keep you from ever changing that.

    Mazulu, regardless of you sexual orientation and obvious misogynous bent, I would prefer that you not think at all about my nuts.
     
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  10. spidergoat Valued Senior Member

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    Also reality.
     
  11. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    Not fear of reality. I'm am just very disappointed by science.
     
  12. Balerion Banned Banned

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    You don't seem to understand science, so how can you be disappointed by it?
     
  13. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    You're nuts as in crazy, wacko, not wired right.

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  14. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    Just the idea that everything comes from nothing in a random sort of way. That seems to be what science is really saying.

    By the way, there is no clear evidence that you understand science.
     
  15. Balerion Banned Banned

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    Why is that disappointing?

    The "I'm rubber, you're glue" jabs haven't worked since Kindergarten.
     
  16. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    Because I was really hoping to establish a trade route with space-aliens from another planet using warp drive technology.


    Which means they still work on you. ha ha ha
     
  17. Balerion Banned Banned

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    That has nothing to do with the origin of the universe. Want to try again?

    Says the middle-aged man whose entire world is in shambles because the scifi shows of his youth didn't come true.
     
  18. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    What do you mean?
     
  19. Balerion Banned Banned

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    Add "completely lacks self-awareness" to the checklist.
     
  20. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    You said it. Why don't you elaborate on what you mean?
     
  21. Balerion Banned Banned

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    Because you already know what I mean.

    Or you don't, which would be sad, and would render further explanation pointless.
     
  22. Mazulu Banned Banned

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    What are you talking about?
     
  23. spidergoat Valued Senior Member

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    What do you find disappointing about it?
     

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