Gimme a punchline

Discussion in 'Linguistics' started by Spud Emperor, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Hey..im still on my first cup of coffee....
     
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  3. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Fire up sunshine, I'm barely lucid, been a long day.
     
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  5. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Ok...how about some that I don't have to google at least one of the words?
     
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  7. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Sorry!
    Why did MacGyver cross the road? ( that better?)
     
  8. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    To see a man lay down.

    (he thinks this means 'bird feathers' which it does)

    by the way this is based on the joke

    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To see a man lay bricks.

    A joke I loved for years, though I found it very mysterious. Then suddenly I got it.
     
  9. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    um...to ditch the dead hooker's body?
     
  10. scifes heckle the snobs Valued Senior Member

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    :roflmao:
    show us

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  11. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Gustarving.
     
  12. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Why did the necrophiliac cross the road?

    Just following MacGyver's lead.

    And... How much do you pay for a dead hooker?...
     
  13. scifes heckle the snobs Valued Senior Member

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    lol, you're also good

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    well he did say to use ones we don't need to google words to get.

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  14. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    Because he saw some roadkill with a nice ass.
     
  15. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    It was a busy road and someone told him to go fuck himself.
     
  16. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    Because he heard someone bought the farm on the other side
     
  17. Doreen Valued Senior Member

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    because his parking meter had expired.
     
  18. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Doreen!
    Nice. Especially the parking meter. You got me.
    And the good thing about fucking an expired parking meter?
    You don't have to concern yourself with whether you meet'er needs.
     
  19. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Asked why he had his penis in the coin slot, our hero replied "what? I can't change the way I am."
     
  20. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Doreen, the parking meter gag is really very funny.
    I told it to the Spud Empress and she cackled and she's a tough audience.
    I've texted it to a couple of friends so it's getting currency.

    What do you call Captain Kremmen having an introspective moment?

    Getting in touch with his Kremmen inside!
     
  21. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    One is Crapping Much Infection, and the other is A Crap Dutch Insect Collection
    I've spent about an hour on that, and it's the best I can do.

    I hope you realise that this kind of riddle does require there to be an answer.
    You can't just make up some ludicrous comparison.

    Try this one I just made up. It has an answer.
    What is the difference between an Anglican vicar riding a motorbike and a hedghog writing a letter.
     
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  22. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    He was going to the butcher to buy a pig.



    btw Just found this picture while I was looking for something else.

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  23. stateofmind seeker of lies Valued Senior Member

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    And after our hero finished his dirty deed, why did he throw a curtain over himself and the meter?

    He didn't want anyone to see the meter getting changed.
     

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