Inspired by the presence of a new member who has raised the humourous content of sci by twenty five percent, I'd like to try an idea - Someone posts a leader and others respond with a mirth filled response. eg. What's the difference between an Australian woman of average weight and a Morbidly obese American?..... Answer,.. The accent. O.K it's a really shithouse example but for those wannabes out there who aspire to more than mediocrity in their attempts at jocularity should refrain forthwith and anybody else who realises the tragedy of their affliction, fire away. All attempts will be applauded (if they're not shitcanned). Puns are encouraged. Double entendres are priceless Necromancy will be crucial to the thread's survival. Why in the Linguistics subforum? Our fearless leader is a humourist of note and has enormous potential if not tolerance. Soooooo..... What do you call a overtly macho, hirsute homosexual who has slightly ambiguous sexuality and propensity for schizophrenia? Answers please.. and sorry, it's not exactly an open question.