Gimme a punchline

Discussion in 'Linguistics' started by Spud Emperor, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    Inspired by the presence of a new member who has raised the humourous content of sci by twenty five percent, I'd like to try an idea - Someone posts a leader and others respond with a mirth filled response.
    eg. What's the difference between an Australian woman of average weight and a Morbidly obese American?.....

    Answer,.. The accent.

    O.K it's a really shithouse example but for those wannabes out there who aspire to more than mediocrity in their attempts at jocularity should refrain forthwith and anybody else who realises the tragedy of their affliction, fire away.

    All attempts will be applauded (if they're not shitcanned).

    Puns are encouraged.

    Double entendres are priceless

    Necromancy will be crucial to the thread's survival.

    Why in the Linguistics subforum? Our fearless leader is a humourist of note and has enormous potential if not tolerance.

    Soooooo.....
    What do you call a overtly macho, hirsute homosexual who has slightly ambiguous sexuality and propensity for schizophrenia?

    Answers please.. and sorry, it's not exactly an open question.
     
  2. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  3. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    O.K, here's a slightly easier one.

    What is the difference between an amateur Dutch entomologist and gastro enteritis?
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 13, 2010
  4. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  5. Doreen Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,100
    Wait, I've almost got one worked out using

    The Holland Tunnel.
     
  6. Google AdSense Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  7. Doreen Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,100
    Should it have some sort of pun based on

    enema - enmos

    ?
     
  8. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    Fabulous, using the old ' how did the accountant overcome constipation?...worked it out with a pencil' with a new sordid twist.

    Kudos.

    Give us a new leader Doreen.
     
  9. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    With friends like these, who needs enemas?
     
  10. Doreen Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,100
    But I really didn't come up with a punchline. I just gestured in the direction of some - which I don't think would actually work.
     
  11. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    Bipolar bear.

    I thought it was obvious.
     
  12. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    This is not a definitive science.

    Bouncing ideas will yield results.
     
  13. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    Datsh eashy, vun haj bugsh vitsch are shtretched out on a board and de udder haj a bug vitch haj shtretched out hij schvinkta.

    Didn't say it was gonna be pretty!
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 13, 2010
  14. Enmos Staff Member

    Messages:
    43,184
    Hmm I don't think I can do this. I'll stay out of your way

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  15. Doreen Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,100
    Sir.
     
  16. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    Yeah, whatever, a rollin' moss gathers no stones.

    BTW, what's your role Enmos?

    I think Doreen wants a roll Enmos.

    Go on then bugger off.
     
  17. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    /guffaw!
     
  18. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    A linguistics moderator..?
     
  19. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    What do you call Gustav on a hunger strike?
     
  20. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    You give us the shits Enmos, hopefully yourself too.

    That self defecating humour won't cut it around here.
     
  21. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    7,028
    /Hungry?
     
  22. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    Where's ma guy fa' sex?
     
  23. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,899
    You can do better.
     

Share This Page