Ghosts

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Logically Unsound, Jun 17, 2004.

  1. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    what do you think guests do all the time?
    they are always here and never do anything, do they just sit around readng about us and imagining joining in in our amazing conversations.
    i think ill talk to them, since they must feel left out.

    HELLO GUESTS, IM LOGICALLY UNSOUND. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA??
    well, you say that when you have guests dont you?

    meh.
     
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  3. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Depends on how long the guests are around. Sometimes I have to throw some out when they are hanging around for some days.

    But doesn´t matter,
    WELCOME GUEST!

    Perhaps the guests are the wardens of this closed lunatic ward.
     
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  5. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    maybe..... maybe THEY are porfs secret identity.
    MAYBE they are a secret society that govern our posting, and the only reason they dont post themselves is too not be found out.

    WELL I KNOW ABOUT YOU YOU KNOW!!!!!!
     
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  7. eddymrsci Beware of the dark side Registered Senior Member

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    this raises a GOOD question, what exactly DO they do?
    maybe they are watching us... ahhhhhhh... sucking our knowledge... ahhh... and there is nothing we can do!

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  8. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    lets ask them:

    HELLO GUESTS! I AM A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE PEOPLE OF SCIFORUMS (they didnt elect me though, nor will they ever i guess) AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU AND YOUR SECRET ORGANISATION DO ALL THE TIME? PLEASE TELL US, WERE NICE.

    anyone else want to make this once-in-a-liftime oppurtutiony to talk to the guests?
     
  9. Guest Registered Member

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    Hello Logically Unsound.

    We watch your conversations to perform alien experiments on the human phyche.
     
  10. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHA thats amazing! i didnt think anyone would really register. so what else do you do????
    what a numan? is it a guest thing?
    whats it like there??
    *blurbgle*
     
  11. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    Oh god!!!! They can SPEAK!!!!
     
  12. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    i KNOW ITS AMAZING....
    guest.. say something
    *captures guest and takes them to area 51 to study anatomy....
    (not really)
     
  13. Rick Valued Senior Member

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    This was the most amazing ADVERTISING THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! YOU JUST GAVE PORFY A USER!!

    GRRRREEEAAAAT GOING LOGI!!!...

    Bye!
     
  14. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Then you are really not a ghost at all but are an alien then? If you perform alien experiments then that would show us your not a ghost for ghosts would not perform alien experiments but otherworldly experiments since ghosts are from otherworldly places, is this then not correct?

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  15. Guest Registered Member

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    We are human. We work for aliens and the government.
     
  16. The Singularity The last thing you'll ever see Registered Senior Member

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    Wait a minute ... how do we know this "guest" of ours isn't one of us who registered under a new identity and isn't pretending to be one of those "unknowns" outside who browse through these forums.
     
  17. Enigma'07 Who turned out the lights?!?! Registered Senior Member

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    they are ploting for us all to be taken away to mental institutions. Run!
     
  18. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    but im already in one......
    and someone stoel my legs last night so i cant run.
    GUEST STOLE MY LEGS!!!!! for their experiments. WE MUST BURN HIM/HER!!!!


    singularity, dont spoil it. GUEST, say something!!!
    AHA parhaps YOU are GUEST, trtying to waylay suspisicon......
     
  19. Guest II Registered Member

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    We needed your legs. We were just going to take one of them, but we decided with your mental state, you might actually try to get away with only one. We must complete the Experiment!
     
  20. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    cool, even more>>>>

    HEY MORE GUESTS SIGN UP!!!!!!!!
    BUT YOU MUST BE CALLED GUEST WITH THE NUMBER THAT YOU HAVE SIGNED UP IN ETC LIKE GUEST II HERE!!!!!!

    when can i have my legs back?
     
  21. Guest II Registered Member

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    Never. We quite enjoy watching you atempt to function without them.
     
  22. Logically Unsound wwaassuupp and so on Registered Senior Member

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    But now im stuck at this computer desk, and i will never be able to move again until i get my legs back.
    and ask anyone, they probably dont want me here for the rest of their lives all day every day, do they?
     
  23. Guest II Registered Member

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    We are guests. That is not our concern.
     

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