George Bush Resume Take Two!

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    Since the last one was deleted without any mentions !!

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    George W. Bush Resume

    Past work experience:

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    Ran for congress and lost.
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    Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
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    Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
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    Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
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    With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

    Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
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    Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.

    Accomplishments as president:

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    Attacked and took over two countries.
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    Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
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    Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
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  3. Marsoups Registered Senior Member

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    Oh yes, and also he pulled the U.S. out of the Koyoto protocol (something which was created to slow the effects on Global Warming, which we are severely effecting)...

    It's all a big grab for cash now, but let's see how much oil is gonna cost us in 30 years time

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