Forgiveness, Charity and Relief

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  1. Bowser Namaste Valued Senior Member

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    Forgiveness, Charity and Relief

    It is My Will that every leader and king of every nation and kingdom around the world, every religious leader around the world, every surviving corporate broadcaster, newscaster and anchor who wish to relieve their pain and suffering at my hand, must perform the following as atonement:


    They must travel to My Royal City


    They must secure a city TAXI and travel to My Royal Temple


    A $500.00 tip Shall be given to their Taxi Driver


    At the entrance of My Royal Temple, $1000.00 must be given as a token to each Temple Guard currently employed at My Temple


    Shall Remove Shoes Before Entering My Temple


    Upon Entrance $1,000.00 must be given for each one of My Children currently employed at My Temple (All of My Children currently employed at My Temple)


    Those who have such funds available shall leave a check for $1,000,000.00 Payable to My Temple as a Donation to The Local Charities within My Royal City. Lady Shelby Shall be given the Responsibility and My Full Faith to Manage and Distribute said Funds at Her Discretion when Opportunity is at Her Disposal.


    A Red Rose Shall be Left for Lady Shelby


    Shall Place an Unwrapped Toy Before My Alter


    Shall kneel on Both Knees Before My Alter


    Shall Bow Three Times Before My Alter


    Shall Place Index Finger of Right Hand in Right Ear


    Shall Say “Lord Eric, My God, I Am Thy Eternal Servant” Three Times


    Shall Purchase a $1000.00 Royal Cheeseburger and Fries at My Royal Restraunt at My Temple


    Shall Tip Every Employee at My Royal Restraunt $1000,00 for Their Royal Service


    Shall Bow Three Times Before My Temple Ladies.


    Shall Bow Three Times Before My Tree of Purity


    Shall Be Allow to Leave My Temple


    Upon Returning Home They Shall Take Two Asprin With One Glass of Water


    All Steps above must be observed in order from Top to Bottom.


    All Pain and Suffering Shall Be Relieved, All Horns Shall Remain.


    It is My Will. My Will Shall be Done.




     
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  3. Bells Staff Member

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    Umm...

    No.

    Please stop spamming this crap all over the forum on your return.
     
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