Finish up people, the end is nigh (again)

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by DeeCee, Mar 25, 2011.

  1. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Ho ho those crazy christ botherers are at it again.

    http://www.wecanknow.com/

    And what can we know?
    Yup "Judgement day 21 may 2011"
    Who sez so? The bible as read by Rev Harold Camping.

    This from Fortean times print edition.

    "A recent caller to his show asked if, come 22 May nothing had happened would he refund money to listeners who had cashed in their life savings to help him broadcast the message?
    Camping accused the caller of talking nonsense saying 22 may will be a day of horror and millions will die!"

    Camping also predicted the endtimes in 94.
    Wrong then but is he wrong now?
    Can't say I'm too worried.
    Dee Cee
     
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  3. Bells Staff Member

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    But but..

    I was getting my hair and nails done on that day..:bawl:
     
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  5. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    You'll look silly when you don't get raptured.
     
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  7. Rhaedas Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe Rapture did occur one of those predicted days in the past, but no one qualified and God moved on to bigger and better things.
     
  8. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Can you not move it forward Bells?
    Meet your maker with nice nails. He will (She will?) appreciate that I'm sure.

    News just in. The rapture index now at 180 rapture units. The highest since 2001

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    Thats it I'm converting.
    Err how do I convert? Is there a site where I can register my new preference?
    It don't cost money to become a christian, do it?

    Dee Cee
     
  9. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Rhaedas

    LoL

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    Imagine they threw a rapture and nobody came.
    Dee Cee
     
  10. Bells Staff Member

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    Well I should have grown some hair back by then.. Enough to possibly warrant a trim!

    Can't move it forward!

    Nails? No way! 21st or bust...

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    I disown you.:bawl:
     
  11. Bells Staff Member

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    God is watching...

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    It knows...


    :bawl:
     
  12. Me-Ki-Gal Banned Banned

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    Well I hope every one comes to my coming out party . The date is wrong so maybe no one will be there after all . They forgot to reduce the 1 and the 2 , like this 1+2=3 so the real date is
    May 3rd . All good Irish Christians know this . It is there Holy Rood . Also a curse day.
     
  13. Me-Ki-Gal Banned Banned

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    How did you know ? Get your finger out of that rabbit hole
     
  14. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    "I disown you"

    Sorry Bells but I'm with God now.
    Come the rapture you'll be sorry your not an opportunist like me.

    Dee Cee & God
     
  15. Bells Staff Member

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    :bawl:
     
  16. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    Don't cry love.
    You too can share the Word.

    See it's easy being a christian. I should have done this years ago.
    Dee Cee & Gee
     
  17. Bells Staff Member

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    :bawl::bawl:

    /Quietly plots to make you pay for getting that song stuck in my head...


    You've changed DeeCee, you used to be about the music...


    :spank:

    If you ask me to call you Brother Dee cherie, I'll make you sit down and listen to things that will make you weep for your Lord!
     
  18. DeeCee Valued Senior Member

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    We are all brothers and sisters in the eyes of God, so I hear.
    No need to call me brother. I think "Enlightened One" sounds more my style.

    Your link serves to prove the mysterious ways of the God you deny.
    I think I'll go sit atop a mountain and think big thoughts.
    then I'll open a church and make lots of money.
    It's great being a christian! Just ask the Pope.

    Dee Cee EO & Gee
     
  19. Bells Staff Member

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    All I think when I read that is incest..


    Well there is a relief!


    Wait..

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    It proves there is a hell?

    You're going to the loo, aren't you?

    Then take over the world Pinky!

    I'm more of a run naked through the woods heathen myself.

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    The kiddy fiddler enabler?

    What's going to happen to the 3 legged gerbil DeeCee?

    Think of the gerbil!:bawl:
     
  20. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Staff Member

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    Faith

    Even such is time, that takes in trust
    Our youth, our joys, our all we have,
    And pays us but with earth and dust;
    Who, in the dark and silent grave,
    When we have wandered all our ways,
    Shuts up the story of our days:
    But from this earth, this grave, this dust,
    My God shall raise me up, I trust.


    Sir Walter Raleigh,
    . .28 October, 1618
    . .on the eve of his execution

    • • •​

    My heavy hair upon my olive skin
    . . . .(Baise la lourde criniè!)
    Frames with its ebony a face like sin.
    . . . .My heavy hair!

    You touched my lips and told me I was fair;
    . . . .It was your wickedness my love to win.
    (Baise la lourde criniè!)
    Your passion has destroyed my soul—what care
    . . . .If you desire me, and I hold you in
    My arms a little, and you love for lair
    . . . .My heavy hair!

    It is a fatal web your fingers spin.
    . . . .(Baise la lourde criniè!)
    Let our love end as other loves begin,
    . . . .Or, slay me at The Moment, unaware,
    Or, kiss in mutual death-pang, if you dare—
    Or one day I will strange you within
    . . . .My heavy hair!


    Aleister Crowley, 1898
     
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  22. Me-Ki-Gal Banned Banned

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    If you ask me to call you Brother Dee cherie, I'll make you sit down and listen to things that will make you weep for your Lord![/QUOTE]

    Nice sounding song . Don't know what the lyrics were saying , but the harmony is to die for
     
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