Finish my Sentence

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  1. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    pizza, my beer's getting warm, Mrs. Claus is horny and Rudolph ate my viagara and can someone get this fucking reindeer......
     
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  3. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    a gin and tonic, right this bloody second. If I have to ask one more time I'm going to do a shit on your carpet and wipe my arse on your curtains!" A man..
     
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  5. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    selling feminine hygiene spray suddenly appeared at the front door, Santa promptly pulled out his.....
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    ...viagra bottle, only to find that it...
     
  8. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    was covered in faeces. He glared at..
     
  9. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    it and said 'looks like shit, smells like shit and it evens tastes like shit....sure glad I didn't step in it" and then he walked out into a raging blizzard with....
     
  10. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...his fly unzipped. The consequences of this terrible error was that his.....
     
  11. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    .....pen leaked in his pocket, this meant he had a blue stain on his smart white shirt. So he decided to get a can of coke and.....
     
  12. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...washing powder. He poured the mix down his pants, and after a brief fizz...
     
  13. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    ....his pants bubbled, so he went and sat in the bath to wash the suds away, but contrary to the intended outcome, his pants......
     
  14. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...shrunk tight and constricted his pelvis until the pressure was so great he....
     
  15. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    ....he was ready to blow, so he decided to get a crow bar and try to lever them off, so he braced himself against the wall and........
     
  16. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...positioned the tool up his leg. He then tied a rope between the crowbar and an open door, and slammed the door shut really hard. The tug caused ...
     
  17. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    ....his leg to become amputated, with this he picked up his severed leg and hopped around yelling "call 911! call 911! my leg's been cut off!" an old lady heard him and......
     
  18. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....turned the volume up on her TV. She didn't want to be disturbed while watching her stories. So the guy bled to death, but just before he expired, he mustered enough strength to write (in his own blood), a cryptic message on the floor, saying.....
     
  19. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    'I...I....er....um....aghhhhh', some guy name Raul deciphered it in a top secret office building in Washington but left town so he could......
     
  20. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    be a farmer. Raul's boss...
     
  21. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ..found a strange note on his desk saying "Fuck you Miguel, I know you have sex with sheep and I have the tape to prove it". He couldnt figure it out, so he went over to Juan and...
     
  22. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    gave him a little kiss and a cuddle. He handed the note over to Juan, who fingered..
     
  23. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...his nostrils and inverted the text on the page to reveal "Fuck you Miguel, I know you have sex with sheep and I have the tape to prove it". He handed the note back to Miguel, who....
     
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