Finish my Sentence

majic wand and flew up mountainside

 

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and hit her head on a boulder and she said, 'ow, fuck that hurt!'

 

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and continued flying around untill here knuckles got cold from the crisp air

 

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and later on she saw a heard of flying chickens going to attack her

 

so she stopped smacking them with the master sword link-style and started running

 

but suddenly he saw a bigass train moving at insane speed right to him

 

as a matter of fact it was a BIGASS train, the largest in the world but before it ran into him (who use to be a her before someone changed the story

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) it took off in the night sky where it sped towards Germany to pick up...........

 

Maddam Weinersnitzel, the lushus blond that was endowed with many talents including...

 

sword-swallowing, and the like, of course the spider guy, having just recently undergone a sex change operation...

 

who knew that Warped Woman couldn't even ...

 

breastfeed their children without the help of a pump...but back to the story.......

 

in which the armies of the mole people wandered into the depths of the overworld

 

to begin their reign of terror with the onslaught beginning with the infamously known

 

little green men who lived under peoples desk but were induced by the mole people....

 

to become miners digging up minerals for the death ray needed to...

 

Kill the Man! Kill the man we say!! But make sure you....

 

take his wife home with you because she's.......

 

so voluptous i just couldnt cope with.....

 

making love to her using a large wooden...

 

bed that was covered with...