Finish my Sentence

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  1. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    and stealing the cookies from the cookie jar. Then an announcer say "Be young. Have fun. Taste Oniw17." It...
     
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  3. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    's raining men, hallelujah. It's raining men!.... sung the group of scantily clad midgets in the doorway. Celine..
     
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  5. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    ...started destroying everything she could see with her newly acquired proton cannon, which she got...
     
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  7. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...surgically implanted in her solar plexus. But as she was about to fire it once again, she tripped and.....
     
  8. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    fell out the window and died. A cete of badgers ravaged her naked body seconds after it hit the ground, the king badger telling the others to...
     
  9. Zardozi Isvara.... . 1S Evil_Lau Registered Senior Member

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    bring an umbrella with them and
     
  10. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    quit fucking around for the first stages of the master plan to conquer the ......
     
  11. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Grotesquely Dilated Anus, a bar frequented by local fishermen and whores. It..
     
  12. PsychoticEpisode It is very dry in here today Valued Senior Member

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    was the asshole of the universe and a portal to another realm, a trip down the sphincter of time to a place across the great chasm of intergalactic space where one could find.....
     
  13. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    an identical grotesquely dilated anus, located on an interdimensional creature called.....
     
  14. riku_124 High School Smoker Registered Senior Member

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    uranus. So i fucked her like a............
     
  15. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    a moose fucking a rag doll. It was...
     
  16. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....stupid. Really dumb. I mean totally ludicrous. What the hell was I doing? I needed to….
     
  17. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    fuck up some animals, so I headed for the zoo. It was the same zoo..
     
  18. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...where I was raised by pink flammingos. I wanted to find the spot where my human mother left me to rot. But one day...
     
  19. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    a car pulled up beside me as I walked down the pavement. I was stripsearched and had every hair plucked from my body before the men in the car...
     
  20. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    visciously raped me with spiked clubs. The midgets had a different plan from the badgers though. They were to ressurect the 7 headed beast and...
     
  21. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ....kill it for dinner. Well it beats going to the store for Cheetos. Once they finished their meal they jumped into the midget-mobile and sped off to....
     
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    ...the stargate SG1 space porthole that lead them into...
     
  23. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    ...a trap set by the Goooaaaauuuuld. They battled them and won easily, which is stupid considering they have technology far inferior. But they ran out of fuel on the way home, and had to stop by.....
     
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