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had a penchant for falling from the sky, thus it was nicknamed the ....

 

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barmaids at the Andromeda Club, abducted from their home planet Fornica and forced to perform bizarre ......

 

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masturbation demonstrations for the

 

Gophuqurselvers, hairy hermaphroditic mollusk like creatures from Planet Orgasma possessing long phallic protuberances extending from their....

 

extremely long putred phallic protuberances extending from their extremely long putrid phallic protuberances extending from their extremely long putred phallic protuberances extending from their putrid pale pasty palms due to extremely too too too much

 

protuberances all over and that will cause

 

Tim, Sim, Kim, Jim & Him to fire all their guns at once & explode into space never again to return to their original

 

seats at the Metropolitan Opera but it did create some job openings over at .....

 

Richard K Phillips Research Institute when the janitor confiscated their time machine & after a few trips determined that traveling thru time takes 1 to parallel universes so nothing changes after all except

 

chipmunks gnawing their way into a piece of

 

the dashboard of the time machine, the only part of it not made from

 

an oak tree from a planet of people who

 

descended from oak trees crossed with dogwood bark which is worse than its

 

bite; if you've ever had an overbite where your mandible is also a branch of your own mysterious family tree and home to a bluetit besides, you'll most likely have had reconstructive surgery which cost an arm and a

 

testicle but don't worry, those parts will be replaced with .....

 

a combination of silly putty, flubber and

 

cracker jack which will easily fill them until they

 

make it back to the planet of oak dogwood people in time for

 

the annual pollination orgy, matching the arrival of the migrating Giant Hairy Wood Pecker that ......