Finish my Sentence

.....starting with the tastiest one.....

 

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Kim jong-il, plump, juicy with just the right size rim of fat around the tender meat. Aliens from all over the galaxy and the USA came to dinner and one remarked casually ...

 

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...."I'm so looking forward to dessert!". Just then the waiter rolled in a table of Vladmir Putin topped with whipped cream and two cherrys.....

 

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stuffed up his ass which in itself was a sought after delicatesse by the representatives of the white house which

 

....were still finnishing off the last Saddam Pie. Unfortunately one of the pies was laced with highly toxic.....

 

democratic morals which made everybody in the whitehouse ..

 

...projectile vomit all over the oval office. The aliens were not impressed, and went back to Mexico....

 

... where they will enjoy in huge...

 

buffets made with the thighs of German jodelers cooked to perfection by

 

the Hell's Kitchen contestants who were selected from a group of Haitian ......

 

industrialists working on the rendezvous around...

 

the Chernobyl fallout zone where they were put in charge of ....

 

looking after the flying dancing metal strips in Tchaikovsky rhythmical swan dance...

 

accidentally shelled during the 1812 Overture, survivors were offered.....

 

blankets made of earth, to calmly put to sleep, in beds eternally warm with no tomorrow and uninvited silence to hover in their ears...

 

but they turned it down because they were all mesmerized by US Army recruitment posters offering them a ......

 

incarnation with lead Iraqi bullets with "Allah Akbar" written all over...

 

and Made In China and an American bar code too

 

small to see, but clearly there if you take the blue pill, which you shouldn't because

 

..it turns you into a crack military commander on crack......