Finish my Sentence

was a remarkably good shot when you consider that the victim was out of sight but unbeknownst to everyone he had invented a bullet that when fired could.....

 

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...spin backward through several simultaneously existing realities as it left the barrel of the weapon which fired it, thus arriving where the target was when it...

 

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...hit the gastank on the chopper sending flame to the sky, but when he arrived, Maelbrock the Magnificent fucko was already dead...

 

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....he was shot in the back by the back-stabbing back-shooting back-ward people of......

 

...the inside-out planet of Climatovaria, where the very air got hotter the more they...

 

...talked and the more they talked the more hot air they produced untill the temperature of the planet exceeded 1 trillion degrees....

 

...which mattered not a whit to the likes of these, comprised as they were, of Boobonium, the chief property of which...

 

....caused a wave of polls after polls initiated by the moron of the tenth planet circling the dead star of......

 

baseball, Ted Williams, the Splendid Splinter himself, whose cryogenic chamber was blasted off the planet eons ago only to become a .......

 

...space-going "road sign" indicating the last exit to...

 

the fifth dimension, home of the ........

 

...Stone Soul Picnic where we ate a veritable shee-it load of...

 

deep fried garden slugs, only to find out that....

 

..they tasted awfull. Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far away.....

 

Nickelodeon was seen observing the slow wobble of the Earth's axis, 72 years per 1 degree, mulling over how the ancients measured the Earth with simple hexagon geometry with this rate, and so he said ........

 

...that it was in fact not possible to do so with this method becasue IAC does not understand basic geometry....

 

of his own asshole and confuses the stink that emanates from it with ...

 

the ether from spurious monkey's thought aura.....

 

which is directly responsible for world peace and

 

great popularity in Holland, with the vast odoriforous pig farms, and......