Favorite Movie Quotes

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  1. Aries Registered Member

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    "BILBO BAGGINS! DONNOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF PETTY TRICKS!"
    -Fellowship of the Ring

    (don't know the name of the movie the next quote was from. Though Liz Hurely and Ice Cube stared in it)
    "Bok, Bok, Mother Fucker!"

    "You can't hurt me; I like it rough!
    -Clockstoppers

    "Dracula. Not myth. He's real, I assure you."
    -Dracula 2000

    "To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human"
    -The Matrix

    You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss."
    -The Matrix

    "Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
    What truth?
    There is no spoon.
    There is no spoon?
    Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself"
    -The Matrix

    "Stop trying to hit me and hit me! "
    -the Matrix
     
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  3. UberDragon The Freak at the Computer Registered Senior Member

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    The best lines in Fight Club!!

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    Narrator: He was wearing his yellow tie. I didn't even wear a tie to work anymore.
    Richard Chesler - Regional Manager: "The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club?"
    Narrator (voiceover) I'm half-asleep again. I must've left the original in the copy machine.
    Regional Manager: "The second rule of Fight Club--" Is this yours?
    Narrator: Huh?
    Regional Manager: Pretend you're me. Make a managerial decision. You find this. What would you do?
    Narrator: Well, I gotta tell ya...I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. Because the person who wrote that is dangerous. And this buttoned-down Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap and then stalk from office to office with an Armilade AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and coworkers. This might be someone you've known for years...someone very...very...close to you. (voiceover) Tyler's words coming out of my mouth (he snatches the paper away violently) And I used to be such a nice guy. (voiceover ends) Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
    (The telephone rings, Jack picks it up)
    Narrator: Compliance and liability.
    Marla: My tit's gonna rot off.
    Narrator: (to the Regional Mgr.) Will you excuse me? I need to take this.

    And this funny qoute from the sickest movie ever made! Definitly not a date movie!

    Patrick Bateman: (panicky, frantic. talking into a phone) Howard! It's Bateman, Pat Bateman. You're my lawyer, so I think you should know I killed alot of people! Some escort girls in an apartment uptown...some homeless people, maybe 5 or 10! Ummm...Some girl I met at an NYU party. I left her body in the parking lot behind some old donut shop! My old girlfriend Beverly with a nail gun. Some man, some old FAGGOT with a dog! (nearing tears) I killed another girl with a chainsaw. I had to, she almost got away. There was someone else there, I can't remember...maybe a model or something. But, she's dead too. And, uh, Paul Allen! I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face! His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hells Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out, now. I guess I killed maybe...twenty people. Maybe forty! I've got tapes of alot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even...I even ate some of their brains. And I tried to cook a little. Tonight...(hysterical) I just HAD TO KILL ALOT OF PEOPLE! And I don't think I'm gonna get away with it this time. So...I guess...I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. (laughter) Well...if you get back tomorrow...I'll meet you up at Harry's Bar so...keep your eyes open. Bye.
     
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  5. notme2000 The Art Of Fact Registered Senior Member

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    Don't feel like typing it, but Pacino's speech on God in Devil's Advocate. You can download the mp3 on Kazaa.
     
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  7. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    notme: Do you mean this one?

    John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster.
    Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do,
    I swear for His own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the
    goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when
    you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a
    tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!"
     
  8. Coldrake Registered Senior Member

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    From Reservoir Dogs.
    Mr Blonde - "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

    From Reservoir Dogs.
    Mr. Brown - "A fuck machine remembering what it was like to get fucked for the very first time; hence, like a virgin."

    From Reservoir Dogs.
    Mr Pink - "Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?"

    From Reservoir Dogs
    Mr. Pink - "OK, how about I just be Mr. Black."

    From Reservoir Dogs.
    Joe - "You're Mr. Pink because I fucking say you're Mr. Pink."

    From Apocalypse Now.
    "I just love the smell of napalm in the morning."

    From Black Hawk Down.
    "Get us off this fucking street!"

    From Flash Gordon.
    "Who wants to live forever?"

    From Gladiator.
    "What you do in life echoes in Eternity."

    From Gladiator.
    "On my signal, unleash Hell."

    From Armageddon.
    "I remember this part. This is where the coyote straps his ass to the rocket and lights the fuse."
     
  9. notme2000 The Art Of Fact Registered Senior Member

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    EvilPoet,
    Yup, that's the one. And he goes on to call himself a humanist, lol. I love it.
     
  10. EvilPoet I am what I am Registered Senior Member

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    notme,

    I love that quote. The Devil's Advocate is a great movie
    imo. Here is another quote from the movie that I think
    is pretty cool:

    John Milton: Free will. It's like butterfly wings:
    once touched, they never get off the ground.
    No, I only set the stage. You pull your own
    strings.
     
  11. Circe Registered Senior Member

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    Blade Runner

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.
     
  12. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    Still Blade Runner obsessed here

    HOLY CRAZOOMAFORK! Circe!!! I was going to quote that!!

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    Did you just watch BR too? I LOVE that quote!

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    "Wake up! Time to DIE!" - Leon Kowalski

    "The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. And you have burned so very very brightly, Roy." - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

    "It's too bad she won't live. But then again - who does?" - Gaff
     
  13. Circe Registered Senior Member

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    Synchronicity?

    I bought the DVD a couple of days ago and was about to watch it today, unfortunately some other things came up.

    I've seen it before though - it's one of my favorite movies of all time.
     
  14. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, I just saw it yesterday

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    o) and it is one of the best sci-fi cyberpunk movies I've ever seen! I'm completely obsessed over it; I'm going to borrow the video cassette, the DVD, the book(s), the soundtrack, and the PC game!

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  15. notme2000 The Art Of Fact Registered Senior Member

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    Believe it or not I've never seen it! Perhaps I will buy the dvd...
     
  16. UberDragon The Freak at the Computer Registered Senior Member

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    "Never fuck with an antiques dealer!"
    - Dracula 2000

    "And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!"
    - Almost Famous
     
  17. %BlueSoulRobot% Copyright! Copyright!! Registered Senior Member

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    *Le GASP!* Aw man, you really need to see this movie, it's a cult classic! But I suggest renting it before buying the DVD, in case you don't like it, because it took me a bit to understand the subtleties and complexities of a seemingly normal and even "monotonous" plot. But don't let that scare you! I endorse it, and that should be a good enough guarantee.

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  18. notme2000 The Art Of Fact Registered Senior Member

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    Sounds good to me! I'll rent it tomorrow since my work week is finally over!

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  19. Vertigoll Gringorican Registered Senior Member

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    Dune. Written by Frank Herbert.

    [ "Spice extends life."
    "Spice expands consciousness."
    "Spice is vital to space travel."
    "Travel without moving." ]

    [ "It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Safu that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stain, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion." ]

    [ "I must not fear. Fear is the mindkiller. And fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will abate my fear. I will permit it to pass over me." ]
     
  20. druiaghtagh Registered Senior Member

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    'He's not the Messiah,he's a very naughty boy ' Life of Brian
     
  21. orange Registered Senior Member

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    Dahahaha! That's the best quote ever! Dr Gonzo is the man.
     
  22. Soulcry Registered Senior Member

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    Circe i was going to put the same thing

    I think that quote s a very famous one for Blade Runner fans.

    BLADE RUNNER - Rachael
    -You know that Voight-Kampff test of yours ... did you ever take that test yourself?

    -Is this testing whether I'm a Replicant or a lesbian, Mr Deckard?

    BRAVEHEART

    -You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?
    Scotsman: Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live.
    Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take out lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"

    LEON

    -Mathilda: OK. My family they got shot down by D.E.A. officers because of a drug problem. I left with the greatest guy on earth. He was a hitman, the best in town, but he died this morning. And if you don't help me, I'll be dead by tonight


    SWINGERS

    -[Counseling Mike on women] Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...

    Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.

    Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, whose just kinda cowering in the corner.


    and many other Lord of the Rings quotes
     
  23. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    I didn't invent the rainy day, i just own the best umbrella"

    Almost Famous
     

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