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I guess at age 21 its normal but this is getting quite a tiresome thing for me, I get erections every hour or so and they last from 1 minute to 40 minutes normally, I guess knowing that everything works down there is quite a good experience...but because of the erections I cannot walk since my pants show it and its really hard to focus on my studies on calculus and other classes when I got erection going on. And in addition to a bit painful experience of feeling squeezed inside...

So anyone can offer any helpful ideas? Please scientific ideas...
 
Start smoking. It destroys the blood vessels in the penis, not allowing it to get erection. The only drawback it, that the damage is most likely irreversible.
 
skaught said:
Start smoking. It destroys the blood vessels in the penis, not allowing it to get erection. The only drawback it, that the damage is most likely irreversible.
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huh? my ex smoked and never had a problem in that department.
 
skaught said:
Start smoking. It destroys the blood vessels in the penis, not allowing it to get erection. The only drawback it, that the damage is most likely irreversible.
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Or, he could always start taking steroids...and get brain cancer.
 
Don't worry the first time he has sex he will be lucky if he lasts 20 seconds, it has built up so long. :eek:
 
Hehe, that is so true, but he's young enough to be recuperate fast too!
 
draqon said:
I guess at age 21 its normal but this is getting quite a tiresome thing for me, I get erections every hour or so and they last from 1 minute to 40 minutes normally, I guess knowing that everything works down there is quite a good experience...but because of the erections I cannot walk since my pants show it and its really hard to focus on my studies on calculus and other classes when I got erection going on. And in addition to a bit painful experience of feeling squeezed inside...

So anyone can offer any helpful ideas? Please scientific ideas...
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40 minute erections? Man, that's terrifying. It makes me cringe, just like in the Cialis commercials when they warn you about erections lasting longer than four hours. Four fucking hours! Can you imagine? How embarrassing would it be to limp over to the hospital at night because you've had an erection all day? Hmm ... I kind of see where you're coming from, though: you're learning about Green's Theorem, bored nearly to tears, when suddenly an unstoppable genital force pounds its way through your boxers and jeans alike. What can you do? Well, I'm not going to mention impractical solutions like some others already have, but I will advise you to stop being such a [personal insult deleted] who envisions unspeakable things with fantasy-Asian individuals. You have a pretty filthy mind, if you ask me. Oh, and if you're ever in a situation where you've got a boner and you have to walk/get out of your seat, I suggest using the ole "I got a sore back excuse". Get up, bend over (using your hand to caress your "sore" back), and walk to wherever it is you're going to. If these suggestions don't help, then perhaps it is time to invest in sweatpants. At least you'll partially enjoy the erection, right?
 
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