No, the Cosmic Unicorn is not merely a euphamism for God. The CU operates in entirely different ways to God. For example, the planets are seeded by a flick of his pixie-dust-filled tail. I am asserting that Bowser's image of God is incorrect. And, since the evidence is certainly available to me - and anyone who opens their mind to it - Bowser's logic dictates that it must be acceptable to him. Yes, I'm being facetious - it is not intended to mock. It's intended to point out that, if evidence is entirely subjective, and not open to inspection, then the conclusion too is just as subjective - trapped in Bowser's subjective mind.