DOES Size Matter? women finally speak out

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  1. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe we should have a poll for average penis size in guys on sciforums.
     
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  3. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    it would be pointless unless they provided photographic evidence
     
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  7. nubianconcubine ...observing... Registered Senior Member

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    i happen to like sam's idea.

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    i'd like to close this thread and open a new one with a poll.
    it will be entitled: DO YOU SIZE UP?
     
  8. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    make it public poll... then insist upon pictorial evidence, no bananas allowed
     
  9. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Hmm maybe a size range is better; guys are apt to overestimate, this may cut down on the variability
     
  10. nubianconcubine ...observing... Registered Senior Member

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    already done. i did forget to mention that substitues aren't allowed though...
    alright, everyone. *ushers everyone to the door* time to check out the new poll.

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  11. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    From everything I've heard and read, I think it's more important to men as a matter of pride than it is to women as a matter of function.

    Not that men anywhere ever stand around comparing erect penises. (Okay, straight men anyway.) If one guy brags I guess the others believe him and go home and feel bad. Or they see the well-endowed guys in porno films--who after all were hired for being larger than average--and it makes them feel inadequate.
     
  12. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    the fact that size DOES matter was womens clsoest kept secret ...until now that is.
     
  13. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Sad how size matters when most men will not measure up to the supposed "standards" of "most" women.

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  14. Kat9Lives Registered Senior Member

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    who set the standards i wonder??? Who was the first woman to have been dissapointed with size??? and who was the man that dissapointed her?? Feel free to through some names around..
     
  15. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Eve: Is it in yet?
    Adam: Erm... more clay please, God..
     
  16. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Well if you look at the data and consider a standard bell curve, it seems 85% of men cannot measure up.
     
  17. Kat9Lives Registered Senior Member

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    LOL Redarmy - i think you hit the nail on the head!!!!!!
    ***still laughing**
     
  18. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Well it's fact that 50% of men are smaller than average...
     
  19. Theoryofrelativity Banned Banned

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    relaxxxxxxx women are soft and soppy and so will relinquish sexual satisfaction for breakfast in bed

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    I'm not one of them. I did have to discontinue relations with a guy for being too small, and another for being too big.

    My advice to ladies is thus: Try before you Buy

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  20. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe not. Maybe it's 48%.

    Example (1 + 3 + 10 + 2)/4 = 4... 75% are less than average.

    Anyway... it's probably that the average is 5.7 inces long. 85% of men are somewhere less than 6.3 inches (give or take some)...
     
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    Aaaaah….thank you sciforums for never disappointing me.

    What if, like myself, you had a 1 inch member and nowhere to put it?

    Give me the obvious answer below:
     
  22. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I would resort to a modified strap-on.
     
  23. Satyr Banned Banned

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    Here's a thought:

    Maybe, if the size of your penis is so important to you or if it fills you with anxiety and concern, …. maybe, just maybe, that is but the tip – excuse the pun - of some bigger, submerged inadequacy iceberg.

    Here’s a little secret about women that might be true…or not:

    Women are inspired into orgasm.
    If you manage to mimic or if you somehow, through no effort on your part, manage to represent some ideal they value and have been brought up to admire (physical or otherwise), no matter how pathetic, stupid, cruel or small you might be, you’ll be everything to them.

    A man fertilizes and so must prove himself.
    His mind is adaptive and strategic.

    A woman filters and so must intuitively see through fakery and seek out the ideal she’s been indoctrinated into, and then she wants to impregnate, gestate and reproduce it.
    She wants to be a vehicle for the birth of something better.

    She’ll gush Niagara Falls if you can convince her that you are the closest thing to the ideal, she thinks of as superior.
    Your penis will merely be the physical projection of your spirit and she will milk it and worship it just as long as it promises to give her the opportunity to be the instrument of your continuance.
     
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