Does anybody have a shocking piece of medical info?

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  1. Shadow1 Valued Senior Member

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    i forgot who i asked, but, he person that i asked said that he had some ants in he's parts too

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  3. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    @Shadow. Stop corrupting Spud.
    'pon is short for upon.
    eg

    'Pon my soul!, there are Fire ants in my bed.


    @Spud. Still no F****** Idea.
     
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  5. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Regarding the original post which was the shocking medical information that ants are attracted to semen. This should not be such a surprise, as semen is rich in the sugar Fructose.
    The fact that the Fire ants arrived immediately indicates that they were already aware of this sugar hoard, and had an olofactory track laid.
    I advise the little w****r to tie his hands to the bedposts in future.
     
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  7. plakhapate Banned Banned

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    Yes , Three years back my wife (present age 54 years ) was diagnosed for Pulmonary Interstitial Fibrosis. (Lung Disease)

    Allopathy doctor tried Steroid Treatment .

    But we had to stop the same as WBC (White Blood Cell ) count was about 3500 andalso there were other side effects.

    Since there is no medicine available on this in allopathy, we switched over to Ayurveda and started Pranayam an Yogasana.

    With Ayurveda medicines and proper diet the disease is almost cured.

    Now she can walk 4kms/day and does all household work

    If anybody suffering from this disease may contact us for more details

    P.J.LAKHAPATE
    plakhapate@gmail.com
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  8. ElectricFetus Sanity going, going, gone Valued Senior Member

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    plakhapate,

    Oh yeah my friend Jeff was shot 14 times, 3 times in the head, was decapitated and cut into little chunks and then the chunks were incinerated, but because he is a follower of Cthulhu, with a massive bolt of lightning he rematerialized, healthier then ever! Although he certainly lost any measure of sanity, keep rambling on about the horrors of the afterlife in Cthulhu belly and keeps eating off his own appendages, which keep magically growing back in a flash of unholy fire. All in all lets see your Ayurveda do that!
     
  9. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I have one.

    There is such a thing as Defecation Syncope.

    http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=9312

    Could be worse. Imagine if there was such a thing as defecation epilepsy. You'd smear crap everywhere while convulsing, then wake up wondering how the fuck you ended up on the bathroom floor with your pants down and why there was poop everywhere.
     
  10. plakhapate Banned Banned

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    Natural Bypass Collateral Arteries

    After age 40-45 most of the people develop artery blockages.

    Because of this many have to udergo Bypass Surgery for Heart.

    By using following Ayurveda herbs it is possible to develop Collateral Arteries .

    1)Jeshtimadh
    2)Katha
    3)Hinge
    4) Arjun Chal Quath

    P.J.LAKHAPATE
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  11. Skeptical Registered Senior Member

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    plakhapate

    Sounds to me like you are advertising your wares, which is not permitted on this forum. Selling voodoo is not nice.

    Fortunately, science oriented people are unlikely to be sucked in by that kind of nonsense. The best method by far of preventing heart disease is exercise, and that costs nothing.
     
  12. fedr808 1100101 Valued Senior Member

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    I have three thumbs and I can tell a lie.

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  13. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Turmuric is good painreliever. it is an Indian spice and dirt cheap too.
     
  14. Moran Registered Senior Member

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    Circumcision reduces by 60% your chance of contracting HIV!
     
  15. Skeptical Registered Senior Member

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    Moran

    Hate to tell you this, but that is not correct. It is a fallacy derived from several very flawed studies. But the fallaceous results have been passed around the world as if they are gospel.

    A more accurate picture can be obtained from :
    http://www.circumstitions.com/HIV.html
     
  16. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Also cutting off of breasts right after adolescence prevents breast cancer...
     
  17. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    LOL! Thank you!
     
  18. Trooper Secular Sanity Valued Senior Member

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  19. Moran Registered Senior Member

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    Thank you Skeptical for that link. Someone really took his/her time to come up with something so well researched. Failure to get any article debunking it, I'll take this as the new gospel truth. There are places that still offer VMMC. That is Voluntary Male Medical Circumcision. The word 'male' and 'circumcision' in the same sentence is not meant to be tutologic. FGM in these regions are mistakenly called circumcision.

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    Castration may reduce it by 100%.
     
  21. arauca Banned Banned

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    Yes it cost $ 8400.0 for one day in a clinic. $ 4300.0 for a pelvic cat scan,:shrug:
     
  22. billvon Valued Senior Member

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    1) Men and women have all the same parts; they are just different sizes.

    2) Your circulatory system changes completely when you are born. Valves open, valves close, some vessels start working in the opposite direction, entire systems are turned on, others are turned off. And yet there's no interruption in circulation to anything really important (brain, heart.)

    3) Our eyes are backwards - the wiring is between the light sensors and the light.

    4) Eyes aren't like cameras. They have massive amounts of processing between the sensors and the optic nerves. You wouldn't be able to see normally if you somehow replaced them with cameras.
     
  23. whynot Registered Senior Member

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    Well humans are the only animals that are not equiped with the ability to regenerate as other animals do. But we have come across an ability to take and scrape off pigs skin a substance and bio engineers use a powder to help it grow, than they apply it to human muscles to actually regrow muscles.

    Yeah true, this guy had his legs blown up in war. It was bad! Lots of muscle was missing and they applied this stuff and regrew his muscles. pretty cool!

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