If you have a pet, post the picture otherwise start a new thread if you have issues. pretty simple...
I do have a pet, but my camera doesn't work...I'll fix it today and post a picture. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I once had a "pet" monitor lizard but it kept eating everyones cats and dogs so they made my get rid of it. Their pets came into my yard and were eaten so I'm the one who must remove my pet, what's this country coming to anyway? :shrug: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
That's fantastic Cosmic, Now I have to tell you about my ole mate Mutley, he was a fucking classic. Funniest dog that ever lived and I'll give examples if pressed but for the moment, I'll relate his legendary abilities of scoring the chick (bitch). A neighbour's prize Shepherd was in heat and the anal fuck owner had her in a Houdiniesque enclosure, safe from the neighbourhood riff-raff * enter the Mutt*. Mutley corners me with some evangelistic style communication which ends with me giving him a pass out for the evening, a hip flask of beam and licence to thrill, he tiptoes off into the night, gold tooth glistening in the full moonlight, and proceeds to work said bitch out of her straightjacket, canine chastity belt and purebred virginity!... cutting a long story short, I get bailed up a short seven weeks later by the breeder who wants to know why his $1,000 bucks a head litter looks more like dingo crosses than wolflike moneybags. My comeback was a nonplussed" evolution is a wonderful thing' or some such drivel. Mutley gave me a sly grin and continued shining his black balls to rival a marine's boot.
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A 6 foot long lizard in a 2 bedroom house just doesn't work! I have the little lizards now and they drive me crazy coming inside with me whenever they get the chance. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
