Do you have a pet?

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  1. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    It wouldn't be the same..
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    we can store the memory of our pets just before they die and reprogram into the cloned pets grown from the stem cells and than when time comes the company will monitor if the pet dies and will immedeatly replace it with the clone without anyone knowing...Courtesy of the company. Furthermore the practice will be insured for ages.

    If however pet owners realize that their pets have died and our now clone no#34 or something like that (33 have died...and this is number 34 clone) than the pet owners themselves can be reprogrammed to delete unnecessary information of knowledge of their pet death to a more favorable memory of a pet that lives forever.
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    The World Pet Database will store the DNA information of all pets as well as samples of their stem cells in case anything happens. The same will be applied of humans. If humans become pets of some sort of alien species from outerspace...than those alien species can always replace their human pets with new cloned ones...and further on...and etc.
     
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  7. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    It still wouldn't be the same. It will just be another cat, with another personality but with the same memories.. no good.
    Animals die.. it's nature.
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    Enmos (don't take me seriously) this is all sarcasm
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Oh.. Why ?
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    did you read post #63...and you ask why?

    allright than...I shall continue...

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  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I meant why be sarcastic about this ?
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am sarcastic about everything

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  13. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    You don't have a pet then do you ?
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    I used too... I let it go "hop" into the wild.

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    Its a "noir" bunny named "Lola"

    In the city all the bunnies used to be white before I brought Lola in...now I see "gray" bunnies

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  15. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    No cat or dog then ?
     
  16. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    i have 2 cats (norweigien forest cats) called loki and archie and today i was offered a new one, anouther norweigien forest cat and i have to admit i am thinking about it, i want to call him, Nanook
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    used to have a dog....but one day my grandma was going heading away from a house with a huuuuuge smile on her face when I was coming back from school...so I ask my grandma...what's up?...and she is like, guess what I gave away your doggy to some church "sister" and now she is heading for Moscow...so no more poop on the floor...

    My heart sank, my face was morbid for the rest of the week...or month.

    yup she was tired of the small poop the dog left, so she gave it away. :bawl:

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    cats....almost same story...the poor cat was told to go pee to toilet only and nowhere else...One day we (me and my grandma) come from church and find the cat going back and forth near the bathroom door, so we open the door and the cat rushes in to pee, but accidently ( I am not making this up) hits the sink with such a force that it cracks and breaks apart, and than the cat pees...but before the cat finishes to pee, my grandma is in rage because the sink broke so she takes the cat and throws it outside the apartment into the hallway...the poor kitty runs away. To be never heard of. And whenever I ask neighbors or kids on the block...they are like "oh yeah that cat that got run over twice by a car?" ...or "wait...thats the cat that was burned in a gurbige sink by a bunch of kids?, right?"...or even better...."yeah bunch of kids got the cat and put it into a compartment and sealed it with cemented bricks for forever".... I mean it was it for me. O well.
     
  18. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    That sucks Draqon..

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    How would you feel if I was sarcastic about that ?
     
  19. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am down to a point were I laugh at my own sorrows. So

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    just make it funny.
     
  20. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I give up.. :bawl:
     
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    Cracket is hungry

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    Beautiful cat Spud

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