Do not pee when it's -30

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Bachus, Jan 10, 2003.

  1. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,205
    hihi...funny thing.

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  2. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  3. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    19,083
    -30 aint that bad
    if you're dressed that is

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  4. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  5. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    15,162
    Oh, this happens every winter season!

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!


    Fortunately for me, I live in Victoria, BC....

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  6. Guest Guest Advertisement



    to hide all adverts.
  7. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    15,162
    Oh! That meaks sense. This thread is more than one year old.....

    Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!

     
  8. vslayer Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    4,969
    i stuck my hand to a fork i left in the freezer
     
  9. Bleed Darkness will overcome Registered Senior Member

    Messages:
    54
    Oh wow...that's a gag...oral 'relief'...haha
     
  10. Xylene Valued Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,398
    I wonder if the guy sits down to pee these days--won't have been much left of his wang after an hour or so at -30 C. With the amount of vodka the guy had in him, he probably didn't feel the cold--at least for a while. One way of fixing frostbite (so I've heard, never needed to try it) is to stick ya dong in a glass of alcohol. That's how David Niven saved his inch when he got it chilled during ski-ing in Switzerland or somewhere. Imagine putting something like that in your autobiography. Seriously though, there were at least hundreds and probably thousands of German soldiers who died on the Russian Front in WW2 because they were stupid enough to do their business outside.
     

Share This Page