Do not pee when it's -30

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  1. Bachus Registered Senior Member

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  3. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    OWWWWWWWIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
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  5. Vortexx Skull & Bones Spokesman Registered Senior Member

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    Some Russian female bystander should have given him some "oral relieve"....
     
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  7. notme2000 The Art Of Fact Registered Senior Member

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    I live in Canada, nothing better than watching your piss steam :bugeye:
     
  8. moonman Registered Senior Member

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    That's never happened to me :bugeye:

    *I like to think of snow as, an unpainted canvas.*
     
  9. Alien Mastermind Registered Senior Member

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    lol!

    HOW VERY UNFORTUNATE!!

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  10. What type of "advice" were the bystanders giving? I wonder if it was derogatory in any way. It would be difficult for me to mock someone with their penis frozed to a bus shelter.

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  11. notme2000 The Art Of Fact Registered Senior Member

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    LMAO... I'd egg him on. Make fun of his momma... If he were to snap and come after me... Well he'd leave something behind, lol.
     
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    Just incase the link will be changed:
    ehm,HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

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    Taken surprise by the cold temperatures?
    He must have been plastered.

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  13. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    Talking about being exposed to the elements...

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  14. Captain_Crunch Club Ninja Valued Senior Member

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    hehe, it reminds me of dumb and dumber where he gets his tongue stuck to the ski lift.

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  15. Bachus Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah but i'd rather have my tongue attached to something then my penis

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  16. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    if it was 30 below.. and he was out there long enough for someone to find him, get help, and get him unstuck... don't you think he would have had frostbite?...

    -laughs-.. don't they cut frostbite off? hehehehehehe...
     
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    :bugeye:

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    there are so many WEIRD people in this world...have you ever noticed??
     
  18. IXL777 mature with wisdom Registered Senior Member

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    A Russian man had to be rescued after his penis stuck to a frozen bus shelter while he was urinating.
    Are you taking the piss!

    Its a good thing it was a bus -shelter and not a jumbo-jet..

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  19. Bachus Registered Senior Member

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    If they do it's natures prinicple (kick out the stupid people out of the gene poule)
     
  20. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    I have had the dubious pleasure of a light case of frostbite. Took 21 days to regain feeling and when I did I wished that I hadn't.

    For more sever cases, yes, amputation is on the menu as a cure.

    and where was the life guard during this time???
     
  21. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    this one time.. at girlscout camp.. (hehehe) we had to sleep in these outdoor tent things, and my pinky toe froze overnight.. and when i woke up, the whole side of my foot was white cuz no blood would get to it... and i sat by the heater trying to massage it warm again, and i finally got it working after a while.. but now, at the slightest hint of a chill it goes numb again, and i have to revive 'em. lol.

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  22. Lartox Registered Senior Member

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    I remember a friend freezing his hand on a boyscout trip. Idiot scout leaders hadn't bothered to check the forecast, so we all had light gear with us. One of the many(many many) reasons I quit boyscouts.

    And that guy must have been way freaking plastered. I'm not even that stupid plastered and stoned!

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    :m:
     
  23. pigsfly Guest

    if he pulled for a while it might have gotten longer
     

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