Defend your profession!!!

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  1. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    Accountants would make excellent presidents.
     
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  3. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    I know a lot of things that I choose not to talk about.
     
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  5. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    looool i couldn't stop laughing...mainly because it's so TRUE..
    mothers are stronger than super man...i once read a report by some house wives association..measured how much profit housewives would make if they did all what they do for their children for money instead for free..

    and if i remember correctly..they would get paid more than doctors..
    some have to work..i guess that's what she means.
    i got a pic i came across by coincidence, i've gotta post it here, if i find it..

    so you're a plumber?
    ???
    you a devil?
    you'll never believe it..before, i never spelled that word right.
    i just finished a report and wrote college a dozen times...CORRECT!!

    THANK YOU!
    lol, so you baby sit grown ups?
    oh boy, you sure have it squeezed..full time student AND working??
    i have the least amount of credits and living with my parents AND screwing up..

    i really admire you..
    do you have a super hero? best movie? best cartoon?
    something you always dreamed of being?

    AAAWESOME!!
    it's so amazing how people with such interesting lives get wounded up in such a seemingly boring place..
    so like do you use UV light to discover trails and lasers to find trauma points and always carry a gun and see gruesome crimes everyday?

    why is it that everybody here has a cool life style except for me?

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    you just wait till i become an engineer..(if i ever become one)

    at least they'll know how to clean behind them after stealing all the people's money.

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    that's why they have PM..
     
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  7. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    the first thing you learn in accountant school is that this is illegal.
     
  8. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    the second thing you learn is not to give a damn..
     
  9. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    No no. that is false.

    Second thing we learn is to think tabular.
     
  10. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    alright then...third thing you learn is not to give a damn..

    not to mention that when you start thinking tablular you've stopped thinking at all
     
  11. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    third thing was where the emergency exits were i think. not sure.
     
  12. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    fourth thing is not to give a damn.

    fifth thing is how to hijack a thread.

    sixth thing is how to do so while actually making the hijacked laugh his head off..

    you should try stand up comedy..or miming..

    lol btw what's tabular?
     
  13. tuberculatious Banned Banned

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    accounting gives me everything I need.
     
  14. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Lol. It may sound cool, but it's a lot of paper pushing and annoying telephone calls and lots and lots of red-tape and protocol. I only get to go to the scene of the crime if the attorney recommends it and no I don't get to use the cool laser-light thingy that shows blood. I do get to interview homeless ppl, drug addicts, drug dealers, criminals, and other colorful characters and measure and diagram buildings, take photos, and generally associate with ppl that may or may not want to kill me at some given point. It is awesome, but you have to really love it to enjoy it. I have an interview this week. The guy has a criminal history so thick it could be a phone book. Yay me.

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  15. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    Sounds... horrible.
     
  16. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Only if you hate a challenge
     
  17. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    Well, digging through shit to find something can be a challenge. Doesn't mean it's pleasant.
     
  18. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    ever been to an assassination?
    don't forget the pepper spray!

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    or electric baton, or water hose, or a mad dog, or whatever you have to to make the guy talk

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    lol that's what i used to think of sitting for hours in front of a screen drying your eyeballs till they shrivel up and crack..

    until i saw Die Hard 4..
     
  19. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    hehe

    but, well, since this is the defend your profession thread, I'll list the advantages:

    - Pays very well.
    - Is effortless for most of the time, when a challenge does come, it's actually exciting.
    - I'm doing something that people use every day, millions of times a day, and I can go to an ATM and see the direct result of my work.
    - I get to work from home.
     
  20. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    HEHEHEHE

    well since this is the defend your profession thread, i guess someone has to list the disadvantages..


    can't say anything about that..
    exactly..getting fat and unhealthy..

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    rephrase? i can't dismantle this if it's not securely built

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    (jk, my father is a computer engineer)
     
  21. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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