Date me please

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by sniffy, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. sniffy Banned Banned

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    This is the dating sub forum isn't it?

    Well I've been a little bored of late and I'm looking for a date to liven things up a bit.

    I'm very selective. I make no apologies for that. Here's what I don't like to see exhibited in a dating partner:

    Christianity
    Islamity
    Buddhism
    Jewishness
    Atheism
    Gingerness
    Philosophyness
    Bald headedness
    Hirsuteness
    Shortness (under 5' 6")
    Tallness (over 6')
    White skin
    Dark brown skin
    Homosexuality
    Heterosexuality
    Disableness
    Mentalism
    Spottyness
    Bad breathyness
    Large footedness (7 or above)
    Small footedness (3 or below)
    Earnings of more £30 000 a year
    Earnings of less than £30 000 a year
    Portugeseness
    Marxism
    Conservativism
    Finnishness
    Drunkeness
    Carnivorousness
    Cat ownisness



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  3. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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  5. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Christianity - Check
    Islamity - Check
    Buddhism - Check
    Jewishness - Check
    Atheism - Check
    Gingerness - Not so much, anymore
    Philosophyness - There's one
    Bald headedness - Not ENTIRELY
    Hirsuteness - Check
    Shortness (under 5' 6") - Check
    Tallness (over 6') - Check
    White skin - More of a peachy tan
    Dark brown skin - Check
    Homosexuality - Check
    Heterosexuality - Check
    Disableness - Check
    Mentalism - Huh?
    Spottyness - Huh?
    Bad breathyness - Check
    Large footedness (7 or above) - about 9 - 10 Extra wide - but this is American sizes - in British... Oh, nevermind.
    Small footedness (3 or below) - Check
    Earnings of more £30 000 a year - Not too much longer before the dollar drops enough to get me there.
    Earnings of less than £30 000 a year - Check
    Portugeseness - Check
    Marxism - Check
    Conservativism - Check
    Finnishness - Check
    Drunkeness - Not at the moment
    Carnivorousness - Check
    Cat ownisness - Check

    Hey! I did pertty good there.
    I think making EXACTLY £30 000 a year (not a quid more or less) will be tough to find. You might want to be a little more flexible with that one.
     
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  7. sniffy Banned Banned

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    I forgot to add

    Marriedness

    So sign up here:
     
  8. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Damn.
    Well, I'm almost just right.
     
  9. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Do you have two legs?
     
  10. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Am I being too fussy? Or too provocative?

    Phwoar!!



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  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    This fits your date sniffy:

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  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    so sniffy is bisexual black punk-ass American girl?

    figures.
     
  13. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Machine. I don't date machines.
     
  14. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Erk!

    I fell asleep and woke up in the wrong sexuality with the wrong skin colour in the wrong era on the wrong continent!

    Is that why I can't get a date here?
     
  15. draqon Banned Banned

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    no, you cant get a date here cause this isnt a dating site nor anything to do with dating. You want a date, than drop all that mumbo jumbo list to a few 5 or so main points and than go out and find yourself one hot girl.

    And let me tell you you're just as pathetic as darksidZz and here I thought you got class. figures.
     
  16. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Draqon are you calling me 'pathetic' because that looks rather like a personal attack?

    Ok I will narrow it down:

    I don't want to date a black
    I don't want to date a white
    I don't want to date a ginger
    I don't want to date a homosexual
    I don't want to date an athiest

    Do you think I'll fare any better now in trying to get a date here?
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    a date on sciforums? its impossible, physically.

    If you don't want a black or white than what do you want? yellow?

    Is that why you got asian face examples?

    So you want: an asian God-believing heterosexual female?

    ummmm...none here are asian, let alone a female asians...and as far as God-believing, its out of this town for sure.
     
  18. sniffy Banned Banned

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    Are you saying there are no 'asian' posters on this forum?

    Nor any agnostics?

    And where did I express a gender preference?
     
  19. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    You are picky.....and lame.

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  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    There are almost no asians on this forum, and those that are usually dont show up often at all. Of those asians that do show up they tend to not talk about religion, showing their no preference to it whatsoever, and surely of those that do tend to follow into those 2 categories...they arent looking for dates.

    You are: picky and lame.

    grow a tail.
     
  21. sniffy Banned Banned

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    So are you speaking for the few asians who post here draqon? Or are they capable of speaking for themselves. And where have I asked for anyone to talk about religion?

    Do you know what agnostic means draqon?

    Draqon, do you know what irony is?

    Grow a dictionary.

    As for picky. I'd say selective but I do have a dictionary.

    And isn't 'lame' a personal insult? Or are you suggesting that I walk with a limp?

    Careful now...
     
  22. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Mayb i will... an jus so you know... im so very ruggedly hansom it will overcom any prollems ther mite be wit you'r "list"... but whats importent is... are you a big-boned woman wit a bit of meet on those bones???... an i also like a woman wit a wide head but that ant manditory.!!!

    If you pass that test we can take it to PM an see whare it goes... good luck

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  23. sniffy Banned Banned

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    And you are "stoopid"! Or maybe not dexter

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