Darwin Awards

Discussion in 'Biology & Genetics' started by Dinosaur, Nov 1, 2017.

  1. Michael 345 Looking for Bali in Nov Valued Senior Member

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    Got it

    Two points

    That MIGHT make them eligible for the next session of awards

    Car crash - not inventive enough

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  3. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    How about if they let their favorite hawg do the driving?
     
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  5. Michael 345 Looking for Bali in Nov Valued Senior Member

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    That would qualify, no cheating though - the hawg would have to be self taught, no lessons allowed

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  7. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Better, have the nominee teach the hawg how to drive like a pig.
     
  8. Michael 345 Looking for Bali in Nov Valued Senior Member

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    My guess would be many a hawg would be a better driver then most of the nominees in the region

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  9. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Saying "they drive like pigs" is insulting, to the pigs.

    One of my cousins was pulling into the driveway when he realized he was at the wrong house. Logic dictated that he just keep going, through the garage door, the back of the garage, the fencing around the property and into a small lake.

    Drink may have been involved.
     
  10. Michael 345 Looking for Bali in Nov Valued Senior Member

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    ? He tried to drink his way out of the lake?

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  11. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Lake Michigan couldn't slake that boy's thirst.
     

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