Cryptozoologic Breakthrough:Hell-dog

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by Lawdog, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Chiraque The Bob Registered Senior Member

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    http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/Pickover/pc/demondog.jpg



    DEMON DOG.
    Would you trust this thing with your kids? Let it on your couch? Have you ever seen a dog with teeth like that? It's clearly cerberus' puppy.

    PS if it looks like it's made of plastic, it's just cause of it's evil bullet proof adamant studded coat.
     
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  3. Novacane Registered Senior Member

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    Just a German Shepard with a face lift. Could use a hair cut too. Probably wouldn't place to high in a dog show either.

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  5. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Is this guy for real? Surely no single person can be this misguided? It usually takes a whole thinktank of them to be like this.
     
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  7. Chiraque The Bob Registered Senior Member

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    I seriously doubt he's for real. He's probably trying to annoy us with a put on super duper fundamentalist christian attitude. Anyways, I doubt a guy like that would call himself Lawdog. It'd probably Ultimate Judgment or Penance or something like that.
     
  8. Squeak22 4th Level Human Registered Senior Member

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    Or he's just a crazy idiot.
     
  9. Chiraque The Bob Registered Senior Member

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    that too.
     
  10. Clockwood You Forgot Poland Registered Senior Member

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    Well... its an interesting looking beast, if nothing else.
     
  11. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    I desire to play Red (blue-grey?) Rover with it.
     
  12. The_Other_Saint Registered Member

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    It's not a hell hound. It's a Hound of Baskerville. It was chasing the cat of the originally cursed Baskerville's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand nephew in law. As for the weird sounds, if they think a hound makes a weird howl, they've never heard a bob cat, it literally sounds like a banshee or a women being murdered. Not the coolest thing to listen to when going to bed. Thankfully my neighbor killed it. This is the benefit to living in Maine.
     
  13. Kaiduorkhon Registered Senior Member

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    Oke. Nobody's said it yet so please remember to include the possibility that it's a rare strain of cross breed wolverine and a dog - maybe a Chow. (Ciao?) ((Puppy Ciao?)) (Ciao bits). As for the revolting smell, well, flesh has a way of putrefying when lying around in the sun - it doesn't take very long before they're really aromatically impressive and memorable... Even when the demonically dubbed flesh isn't from hell.
     
  14. philosopher´s stone Banned Banned

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  15. True Registered Member

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    Looks like a dog to me!

    I can remember a friend in school that had a 50/50 Akbash and Wolf mix. It was the strangest dog I've ever seen!
     
  16. Silas asimovbot Registered Senior Member

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  17. Odell Registered Member

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    Anyone who can't tell that's just a dog is obviously a cat person...
     
  18. Giambattista sssssssssssssssssssssssss sssss Valued Senior Member

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    Something wrong with being obviously a cat person?
     

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