Creative things to do for your girlfriend.

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Treval, Sep 3, 2006.

  1. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    The problem is that, unless he isn't a real man, he can't go back on his word.

    That's a lot of work if she takes him seriously. Potentially disastrous consequences at the next argument when she hasn't used up all 100 coupons and she uses it against him!

    I can so see that as the plot in a Bollywood film

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    Without the argument, though. I'll go for the tried and tested method - poor girl marrying high caste guy, high caste guys family aren't keen. And a horse chase. Obviously

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  3. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Unless at least one of them has a sense of humor it would be pointless, I suppose.

    Chal Dhanno!

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  5. fishtail Registered Senior Member

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    Only the bravest and romantic guy would do this so.

    Take her clothes shopping.
     
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  7. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    You all realize that this question was asked back in September, right?
     
  8. Oniw17 ascetic, sage, diogenes, bum? Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, I almost thought that dude started a new thread.
     
  9. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    You sound like Swiss Tony

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  10. fLuX Registered Senior Member

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    Just watch a few chick flicks from the 80's, anything with John Cusack. Recycle and mix some of those ideas, depending on how old she is she'll never know the difference. =D
     
  11. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    this is pointless she probably already broke up with the guy lol
     
  12. tascyd Re vera, cara mea, mea nil ref Registered Senior Member

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    you could video tape individually her parents,siblings,best friends from school,college,work place,neighbourhood... generally people who know her and love her including you and ask them to say good and funny stuff about her on tape. you could, if your budget permits, book a small movie hall, decorate it, play her favourite movie and end it with your video tape... a romantic dinner in the end would be lovely:cheers:

    or else, call her over to watch a movie at your place and do the above

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  13. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Killing a deer with your bow is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

    And, on an unrelated note:
    woteva.

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  14. tascyd Re vera, cara mea, mea nil ref Registered Senior Member

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    How do you know THAT????
    are you sure you were making love to a beautiful WOMAN?!?:jawdrop:
     
  15. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Your idea was realllllly cheesey. I take it you'd enjoy it, since you suggested it?
     
  16. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    "You know, Paul..."

    Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. Pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.

    Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

    Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous, like me, you might like to try an underlay.

    Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag.

    Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

    And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.

    Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

    Checking the details of a second-hand car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, verify her year of origin. She may look like she rolled off the production line in 1990 but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying?

    Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork.

    Buying jewellery for a beautiful woman is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you check the size of her ring to make sure it will fit. Then you end up giving her a pearl necklace.

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  17. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Pretend marriage?
     
  18. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    make her a date with a hot guy that she can go on.
     
  19. Wisdom_Seeker Speaker of my truth Valued Senior Member

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    would you like that?
     
  20. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Sure, but I have a hot guy already

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  21. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Are you offering?
     
  22. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    thats how i read it too lmao.......
     
  23. Wisdom_Seeker Speaker of my truth Valued Senior Member

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    That was not my intention, I have a good girl myself, and no intent to look for any other. The thing is, if you have a good guy, why should you want to date someone else?
    I mean, I see nothing wrong with it, except that you would be fooling yourself.
     

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