Cow tipping

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  1. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Man, I have just learnt that cow tipping is a urban legend and can not be done. Both physically and biologically...

    My whole life is ruined. I feel like I lost my religion or was told about Santa...

    Can somebody comfort me?
     
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  5. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Aren't you usually supposed to tip the cow about 15%? It's the waiters you're supposed to shove over.
     
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  7. Billy T Use Sugar Cane Alcohol car Fuel Valued Senior Member

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    Certainly possible with a truck. Hope that cheers you up.

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  8. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    why is it impossible to push a cow over? i bet i could do it.


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  9. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Of course you do.
     
  10. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    It's cruel.
     
  11. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    mm, 'tis a bit..
     
  12. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    seriously whats so hard about it? i dont see how it can be that hard.


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  13. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    if mas oyama could kill an adult bull with his bare hands time and time again, im sure i can push over a cow.


    A cow of 1.45 metres in height pushed at an angle of 23.4 degrees relative to the ground would require 2,910 Newtons of force, equivalent to 4.43 people, she wrote.

    what people? all people are the same strength right? what about the worlds strongest guy? im sure he isnt included in that study, (not saying im him)



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  14. Fenris Wolf Banned Banned

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    Perhaps you could practice it in India.
     
  15. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    dont they love cows?

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  16. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    Having been born and raised on a farm, "tipping" a cow is an extremely simple thing to do ....if you know how. And it's obvious that most of you ain't got no fuckin' clue!

    Baron Max
     
  17. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    i think it can be done,

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  18. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    tipping a cow can probably be done if you sneak up on them and hit them with enough force. ive never seen someone do it though.

    i can confirm however that if a pregnant cow tips over(on her side with the spine touching the ground) she will be unable to stand up under her own strength and will die from massive pressure in the rumen. happens quite a bit in areas where border-dyke irrigation is used, and id imagine it happens a fair bit in hill country too.
     
  19. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    No, I can do it without harming the cow at all ...okay, maybe it hurts a little when she lands on the ground on her side, but...?

    Baron Max
     
  20. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    really? the closest ive ever seen to tipping a cow is when i lassoed the hind legs of a calf and flipped it.
     
  21. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    does it count if i grapple its head and flip it over? or punch it a few times?

    is that allowed? dropkicks?

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  22. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    More proof BM is over rated. He's proud of his cow tipping 'abilities.'

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    Explains alot.
     
  23. dixonmassey Valued Senior Member

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    You can tip a pig with your bare hands (it's hard though, one stands on the right, bends over and grab left front pig's leg and then pull it to himself). To tip a cow one must be really strong, and cow must be really retarded to allow that.
     

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