Corrupt-A-Wish

MZ, he says that because some idiot mom "forgot" her child in a car for 2-3hrs while taking her other child to an apointment at school... everyone is totally pissed about this crap....

granted! ur pools full!!! Full of jello!!!!!


I wish there could be good news on the news!

 

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Granted - Man no longer suffers from cancer!!! He died.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37381460/ns/health-cancer/

I wish I had some more Dr Pepper

 

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thats not good news!!!!!!!!
lol!!


granted! but its old, and has been in the sun for years!!!!

I wish this weekend will be AWESOME!!!

 

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Granted - You will lose a leg in a car accident and your friend, who's drunk and stoned beyond all recognition, will say "Awesome!' when he see's the blood spewing from your wound

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I wish for my mortgage payment to go down.

 

oh common!! atleast say I'm now in the hospital with booze poisoning! hahaha

granted! but u are now homeless!!

I wish I could loose weight alittle easier...

 

wish Granted, but you go anorexic(sp) and puke after each meal.

I wish, people would not be so dumb.

 

Granted, they are now all dead.

I wish there were no humans.

 

Granted. You already killed em all.

I wish I was alive again. *thanks enmos*

 

Granted But your a mindless zombie with no fresh Brains thanks to enmos.

I wish I controled life and death.

 

granted..but since you practiced on your little brother, he got tired of you killing him and resurecting him that he ran away and tells everyone not to let you get close enough to touch them..

i wish i was king of the hill..

 

Granted... you are now king of the hill... an ant hill where you get all bit up and die from an allergic reaction.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

Granted But you Look through a wall at A construction site and Catch an ark from a wielder, and now are blind.

I wish i was the Smartest person who has or ever will live.

 

Granted everyone else is mentally retarded.

I wish I wasn't so fucking slight and delicate looking...

 

Granted, I peel off your skin and wear it like a costume.

I wish I could drink hand sanitizer.

 

Granted, but now you die. MightI add that is just wrong.

I wish I could buy a few nations.

 

Granted. You buy North Korea, Vietnam, and Kazhakstan(sic). After ruling with an Iron Fist for several years, an uprising takes place and you are beheaded.

I wish I could find a flamethrower.

 

Wish granted, I give you a flame thrower, But it runs on a super rare and extremely expensive fuel.

I wish I had the fuel to sell Omega at a retarded high Price

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Granted, you accidentally ignite it.

I wish I hadn't just sneezed and gotten snot all over my fucking keyboard...

 

Granted. You puke all over the keyboard and your nice jeans.

I wish I wouldn't have pictured that in my mind.

 

Granted. You pictured "tubgirl" instead!

I wish for 20 more IQ points.