Corrupt-A-Wish

granted, but your mother ends up falling in love with you, and you where never born!


I wish this child would just LISTEN!!! a migraine for a week is just way to freakin much!

 

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Granted a Doctor sews a skin graft over her mouth that won't come off.

I wish I could go to Germany.

 

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You are stuck there forever, and in prison.

I wish I am god

 

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wish Granted, but i become anti-god and kill you.

I wish we could all stay civilized inn The forums.

 

Granted. :jason:

I wish there was a biker smilie.

 

There is one, but it sends dozens of bikers rushing out of your computer screen and running you over.

I wish I can alter the strength and range of the four forces ( gravitational, electromagnetic, strong nuclear, weak nuclear )

 

You can, but you underestimate their power and it overwhelms you and you die.


I wish...Hell I don't know... I wish someone would make a wish for me.

 

Granted. You wish to be fat and lonely.

I wish I didn't have to make up that wish.

 

Granted. You didn't, you know. You chose to. You could have not posted

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I wish I could have a late growth spurt.

 

Granted. You grow to be 20 feet tall.

I wish I didn't get writer's block.

 

*Granted. You died so now theres no way to get it.

I wish I was above the law.

 

Granted. Welcome back, Comrade Stalin.

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I wish Mega-Man would come back on TV.

 

You will have to pay a billion dollars a second for it. Also, this time instead of killing viruses, it create a TV virus.

I wish I can have to power to command all to do whatever I like.

 

In that case, the universe dies with me.....

 

Granted, your name is now G.W. Bush and it's 2003 right as the Iraq war kicks off. You're Presisdent, and our first that can't read or write properly.

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I wish I could go swimming right now.

 

Granted, you drown.

I wish to not look like Jordan with fuzzy black hair.

 

Granted, you have fuzzy pink hair that is on fire

I wish I have the Death Note

 

wish granted, but the note explodes once you read it.

I wish I was a not so borred.

 

granted but that gets old fast.you suffer from extreme boredom..

granted you find yourself transfered into shuguns wish


i wish ppl were not so stupid to leave a two year old in the car with the windows up for two and a half hours..

 

Granted - Now people leave their 2 year old in the car for 2 hours, 29 minutes and 59 seconds.

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I wish my swimming pool was already filled.