Corrupt-A-Wish

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  1. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. Dumbbells 25 tonnes each, barbell 4 km long.

    I wish I could get a good night's sleep so as to be awake at 06:30 tomorrow for my pilgrimage to see god.
     
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  3. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. You shit your pants in your sleep...

    I wish for my brother to shut up.
     
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  5. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Nyah Nyah! I don't wear pants to sleep. Oops, TMI!

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  7. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    Just a bit...



    I wish for something...
     
  8. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. The "something" you got was the (excess) information in my previous post.


    I wish more people were as witty as me.
     
  9. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    That's not possible, so instead you've become less witty, and now you're as witty as everyone else.

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    I wish the hammock in the backyard would get fixed...
     
  10. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    So what if you don't wear pants? You can still shit yourself and make a mess of your bed

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    No one corrupted my wish. Motherfuckers.
     
  11. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    He no longer has the ability to speak, but now he communicates using Morse code...
     
  12. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Pfft, you specifically wrote "pants".
    Granted. He shuts up. And after an hour you realise that you've gone deaf while he's still talking.

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  13. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    That's okay.

    Your hammock gets fixed, but you get drunk and vomit in it.

    I wish I had super-thick obliques a la Cyborg Santos.
     
  14. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    He rarely talks, just makes horrible noises....
     
  15. Kernl Sandrs Registered Senior Member

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    Sorry, I don't drink. And even if I did, it wouldn't be to get drunk.

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  16. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    What?
     
  17. XmobileXviagraXshoe Banned Banned

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    You get super thick obliques, but unfortunately you get mugged by the same guy repeatedly because you can never turn around fast enough to identify him.

    I want a fish which never defecates, urinates, or looks at me.
     
  18. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. The fish doesn't defecate, urinate, or look at you, but it does vomit. At least once a day.

    I wish to not have a rage problem...
     
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  20. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    Granted, you have a crying problem.

    I wish my internet was faster.
     
  21. Omega133 Aus der Dunkelheit Valued Senior Member

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    @VI: Oh ok.
     
  22. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. It flashes from one window to another super fast and you have a seizure.

    I wish for some cookies.
     
  23. Dywyddyr Penguinaciously duckalicious. Valued Senior Member

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    Granted.
    Now your browser can't delete them.

    I wish people appreciated my humour more.
     

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