Corrupt-A-Wish

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by NMSquirrel, Jul 2, 2010.

  1. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Granted..... but your new power only works while you're being anally sodomized by a horse.

    I wish I didn't owe the IRS anything this year, and they actually owe me a big fat return.
     
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  3. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. You paid them in poo and they bring the poo back and dump it at your doorstep.

    I wish Strikeforce would find Cyborg Santos an opponent...
     
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  5. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Visceral, you are my favorite Sciforum person <3

    Wish granted..... but she gets injured during training, and the fight gets canceled.
    I wish 1000x more females were into MMA
     
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  7. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted, more women are into MMA. However there's a new all-cyborg league who are allowed to maim each other with blades implanted in their fists, feet, knees and elbows. You are so severely traumatised that you refuse to watch MMA ever again.

    I wish my joints/connective tissues weren't so weak and easily damaged.
     

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