Corrupt-A-Wish

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by NMSquirrel, Jul 2, 2010.

  1. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Granted -- now you're a narcoleptic

    I wish my RC Radio would hurry up and get here
     
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  3. chaos1956 Banned Banned

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    Wish granted. It comes through the wall and lands on your desk. but it only plays one song. And when it plays I want you to think of me. But you technically, in all honesty you should be ignoring me. But go ahead...

    RING MY BELL

    I wish I had a list of all known constants in physics, with a simple definition.

    side note: does this conversation technically prove a negative?
     
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  5. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    an RC radio (or RC transmitter). Used for controlling RC models like cars, airplanes, and helicopters.

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  7. christa Frankly, I don't give a dam! Valued Senior Member

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    Granted, but they don't make the right batteries to fit into it, so you cannot use it..


    Granted, but someone steals it when we are handing it over...

    I answered 2 because you didn't answer one right....


    I wish no kids would go threw the " I want that!" stage...
     
  8. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Granted...Now they go thru the "I'm gonna steal that" stage..

    I wish someone would make breakfast for me.
     
  9. chaos1956 Banned Banned

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    Wish granted they don't play with toys anymore they just play with MY "DING ALING"

    What? The OP still stands at Chaos1956, being ignored on all posts. Through all the convoluted logic he is currently a riddling troll, a moderator, and proved a negative. The only way to banish the troll is answer his riddle presented by ALL data that has been ignored or was supposed to be ignored. And it goes like this while you listen to the song.

    What occupation accepted by choice, requires neither foot nor voice?

    I wish someone would actually answer this question.
     
  10. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. I make your breakfast, but I forgot you don't like newborn baby soup...

    I wish the guy I like wasn't so far away.
     
  11. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Granted...He now lives right next door..But, he's gay now.

    I wish I could time travel.
     
  12. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Granted - you get kidnapped by Bill and Ted. They take you back to 1989 where you are forced to participate in their most excellent school history project.

    I wish I had some sort of sensor or mechanism I could use to measure wheel rotation in my RC project.
     
  13. scifes In withdrawal. Valued Senior Member

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    granted, you come across an NXT toolbox, but it's too expensive for you to buy.

    i wish i could just pause the world then resume it at will.
     
  14. chaos1956 Banned Banned

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    what makes you think we can't do that? wish granted. The longer you ignore my posts and do "nothing" about them is the time in which it takes for this to happen tho...

    I wish I wasn't happy typing on a computer all day long... whatever... i'll do something. (makes more wishes)
     
  15. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    wish granted you now do not like to type, but unfortunately your keyboard is hooked up to your heart pump, you stop typing,you die.

    I wish for an endless supply of forever postage stamps..
     
  16. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Wish granted...Problem is, they just released the new forever and a day stamp..

    I wish I had tomorrows newspaper today.
     
  17. dbnp48 Q.E.D. Registered Senior Member

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    Wish granted. Unfortunately, the paper's headline screams in 3" high letters "Huge asteroid discovered. Will hit tomorrow.".
     
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  18. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    I wish dbnp48 bothered to make a wish in the last post.
     
  19. dbnp48 Q.E.D. Registered Senior Member

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    My bad. I wish I could live forever.
     
  20. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    wish granted,you live forever,you live so long you outlast the earths destruction, you are now floating in space all alone.

    i wish i was superman..
     
  21. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Granted. You have super diarrhea to go with it. Upside is you can use it as a weapon against bad guys.

    I wish I wasn't 52kg and sick looking.
     
  22. Pinwheel Banned Banned

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    Granted. You are now a healthy, chubby 520kg.

    I wish I could predict the future.
     
  23. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    wish granted, you can now predict the future..prob is that your future is dependent on the choices you make,infinite choices/infinite futures, you see them ALL..you are committed to an asylum, your cell is filled with the words WE ARE DOOMED written on all the walls, because all those futures ended in death..

    I wish for the ability to control time.
     

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