Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by NMSquirrel, Jul 2, 2010.
Granted you are now an infant...
I wish we staid at a wonderful 80 degrees year round!
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Granted..It's -80c....Welcome to the next Ice Age..
I wish I could draw better.
I've always wanted smaller boobs, so that corruption is null.
@Gremmie: Granted you can draw better. You spend all your time drawing porn.
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Granted ... they are now slightly smaller than planet Jupiter.
I wish I owned a pickup truck
Granted. I steal that truck and run you down with it.
I wish for size A boobs.
Granted...A is for atrophy... They look like 2 fried eggs.
I wish I had some bacon.
Granted. There are maggots in it.
I wish for some neon dyes for my hair that don't cost shitloads.
Granted...Hair color for the hair down there…
I wish that someone would tell me how to change my IP address and create a sockpuppet...:shh:
Granted, you've just been evicted. You'll get a new IP at the hotel down the road.
I wish I could see that hair down there.
Granted. Unfortunately, I walked out the bathroom naked and spilled some dye on the floor. Your kid eats it and dies.
I wish my lower intestines weren't violently spasming.
Granted. They give up and explode.
I wish I had a million bucks.
Granted...But, due to inflation, that won't buy you a donut.
I wish I had a ton of pure gold.
Granted. But you suddenly realize your arms aren't strong enough to carry it. So you spend a ton's worth of gold to buy robotic enhanced arms.
I wish I didn't have to type so much.
Granted. It's in the form of hundreds and hundreds of little gold statues of a pair of testicles.
I wish to not tear my obliques every time I throw a kick at someone (in martial arts class that is, I don't go around beating people up...if only because I'm old enough to go to jail...).
granted..you are now equipt with both robot arms and robot legs..but they had to castrate you to fit them on..
i wish someone else would pay my bills..
Wish granted. God pays them for you, but since he doesn't exist he sucks at paying bills. He leaves you and your daughter on the street forcing her to become a prostitute after you develop an addiction to crack
I wish people would completely ignore all my posts.
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I wish for more posts!
1. You failed to grant the wish when you quoted the wish.
2. When you failed to grant the wish you only corrupted the game. The OP specifically states you have to corrupt the previous persons wish.
3. your bills aren't paid and still out on the street LOL
lol..i granted your wish to be ignored..you were(ultimate corrupted wish..)..i
answered the previous posters wish..
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I wish god would put me at the head of the line so i don't have to wait so long to get my bills paid....
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