You can. You have a seizure from watching your own fingers move. I wish for duct tape to shut my brother up.
Granted...But now he's become telepathic, and no matter where you are, you can hear him. I wish I had a new keyboard.
Granted. My cat peed over it. I wish I could afford that glisteny shockwave hair gel on a daily basis.
Granted...But, the daily use causes all your hair to fall out... I wish I didn't have to pay child support anymore.
Granted, paternity tests show they aren't yours after all. I wish Brad Pitt wasn't so envious of my good looks.
Granted…but you lose your (larger than normal) male appendage. Spoiler Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I wish that my personality wasn’t so perky.
Granted. I see ya. *fires sniper rifle and laughs at the red splatter* I wish I could afford that black top with the buckles...
Granted… but it’s a little snug. Spoiler Straight Jacket Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I wish that had an easy solution to an age-old problem.
Granted, but all the forum members take a vow of non-posting, leaving you with your finger up your butt. I wish that I didn't get so tongue tied around a good looking women.
Granted…but your tongue is still tied up. I wish that certain things that required batteries weren’t so loud.
granted but you soon find your wife utilizing such products without your knowledge... I wish for chocolate
Granted...one chocolate turd coming right up. Spoiler Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I wish that I didn't have a wife who utilized such products, but a man...instead.
granted..but when he shows up,he reads that post and his head explodes because of the confusion.. I wish i knew almost everything..
Granted he likes to fuck you in the anus with no lube. I wish I didn't have the urge to start telling dead baby jokes when introduced to my neighbour's new baby.
Granted…but now you realize you’re not funny, or witty, and you’re sad. I wish there were plenty of men who didn’t fantasize about the unholy hole. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Granted ..... but now they all fantasize about fisting I wish I had a libido I could switch on and off like a lightbulb so I didn't walk around every day fantasizing about naughty stuff at inappropriate times.