Coolest Movie Quotes of all time

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by BenTheMan, Apr 15, 2007.

  1. Oxygen One Hissy Kitty Registered Senior Member

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    Not the coolest, but among my favorites:

    "What is your major malfunction, private?"

    "Here's to high treason."

    "And he's seven feet tall and shoots lightning out of his arse!"
    (I may not be accurate on the wording, but the imagery was funny.)

    "One rabbit stew coming right up."
     
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  3. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    "I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight."
    -The Devil Wears Prada.
     
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  5. SkinWalker Archaeology / Anthropology Moderator

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    O'Brother Where Art Thou?
    Tommy Johnson: I had to be up at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.
    Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

    and...


    Delmar O'Donnell: Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

    A Few Good Men
    Col. Jessep: Hmmmm... transfer Santiago. Yes, I'm sure you're right. I'm sure that's the thing to do. Wait a minute, I have a better idea. Let's transfer the whole squad off the base. Let's... On second thought, Windward! Let's transfer the whole Windward Division off the base. John, go on out there get those boys down off the fence, they're packing their bags. Tom!
    Tom: Yes, sir!
    Col. Jessep: Get me the President on the phone right away. We're surrendering our position in Cuba!
    Tom: Yes, sir.
    Col. Jessep: Wait a minute, Tom, don't get the President just yet. Maybe we should consider this a second. Dismissed, Tom.

    and...

    Col. Jessep: You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

    Raiders of the Lost Ark
    Belloq: You and I are very much alike. Archeology is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.
    Indiana Jones: Now you're getting nasty.
     
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  7. kenworth dude...**** it,lets go bowling Registered Senior Member

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    hey man,you know...fuck it.

    YOU DONT KNOW WHERE IVE BEEN LOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    let that which does not matter truly slide

    shiiiiiit negro,thats all you had to say (in my opinion the coolest line ever)
     
  8. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
    You killed my father.
    Prepare to die.
     
  9. SkinWalker Archaeology / Anthropology Moderator

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    Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
    Brett: What, I-?
    Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
    Brett: He's b-b-black...
    Jules: Go on.
    Brett: He's bald...
    Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
    Brett: What?
    [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
     
  10. kenworth dude...**** it,lets go bowling Registered Senior Member

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    whats that from?really familiar.
     
  11. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    "what the hell is your major malfunction numbnuts? didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you was little?"

    "i will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you."

    "i say we leave her for the motherlovin' rats"

    all from "full metal jacket"
     
  12. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    The Princess Bride. A great movie.
     
  13. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    There's so many from that movie, I couldn't think of just one or two.
     
  14. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    "The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive."
     
  15. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    one night "this tell us how much radiation we gettin' ?"
    hippy "whoa, whoa, whoa, i'm not goin' in any radiation."
    unknown "aw hippy you pussy."
    hippy "what good is the money? in six months your dick drops off."
    from "the abyss"
     
  16. orcot Valued Senior Member

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    I'm sorry stan but I yust can't trust things that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die.
    Mr garrison in South park
     
  17. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    "He climbed on toppa me and put his greedy hands all ovah mah durty parts. He reeked-n-stunka whiskey but ah liked it. Ah lahked it!" Carrie's deranged fundamentalist mother in the 1970's movie "Carrie."
     
  18. iam Banned Banned

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    "No, thanks. I had bugs for lunch." Temple of Doom
     
  19. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    "in every revolution there is one man with a vision."
    -star trek
     
  20. pragmathen 0001 1111 Registered Senior Member

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    "Why don't we just wait here a little while ... see what happens?"
    --R.J. MacCready, The Thing
     
  21. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    Is that from National Treasure, or some other flick?
     
  22. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Let me explain something to you.
    Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski.
    I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me.
    You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

    The Big Lebowski
     
  23. fadeaway humper that way lies madness Registered Senior Member

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    Cool thread!

    More Lebowski, no contest:

    "Careful man, there's a beverage here!"

    Also, in "The Wild Bunch":

    "If they move, kill 'em" (I know, it doesn't sound like much, but the way William Holden delivers it makes you crap your pants)
     
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