Ok. If you don't know me, I'm a redneck. Bush voting, gun toting, truck driving, whiskey drinking etc. etc. All of this aside, I am very interested in colloquialisms around the world. For example, if it's raining hard outside, I may say ``It's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.'' Or if someone is out of his mind, I may say ``That dude is crazier than a road lizzard.'' Or, if it's cold outside, I may say ``It's colder than a whore's heart out there.'' I'm interested to see the types of expressions people from other parts of the world use. This is close to sowhat's thread on slang, I guess, but not altogether the same.