In ST:TNG, Jean-Luc had a large bound book under a transparency. The Faithful know that the book is the collected works of Shakespeare. If you could replace it with a book that exists solely in your mind, what would it be? A few to kick it off: "1001 Vulcan Jokes" "The Ferengi Handbook of Business Ethics” "Passive Resistance Throughout Klingon History” Any others? Peace. "The Scriptwriters' Guide to Continuity in the Star Trek Universe"?
1001 Photographs of the beautiful Captain Kirk Commanding Starships for Dummies I actually enjoy Picard's acting and his crew and that series more than any other trek. I haven't seen the new one but it supposedly sucks.
Removing those pesky Borg Implants-A New Age Medicinal Guide to wellness. Kirk's autobiography "The Universe owes me one."
Kirk's "How To Really Throw A Punch." Worf's "How To Kill Someone Where They Stand." Q's "How To Be Incredibly, Unforgettably Annoying." And then the general Star Trek novel of "How To Wait Until Someone Is Leaving the Room And Then At The Last Moment Say Their Name So That They Turn Around And You Can Say A Last Comment To Them That You Could Have Just As Easily Said Before They Turned To Leave." Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Pollux said, "I haven't seen the new one but it supposedly sucks." Actually i've seen some of it, and thought some of the episodes were pretty good. It seems like the actors came together more quickly than with previous Star Trek series, in working well with each other.
FoxMulder's "How to disprove God" Oxygen's "How to effectively insult using only obscenities" Tiassa's "How to answere a question in one paragraph or less" Mallory Knox' "How to respect those around you" Nelson-the-Virgin-Who-Has-Never-Had-A-Girlfriend-Last-Four-Days' "How to make love to a woman bringing her to orgasm and how to have a succesful long relationship"
LOL Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I can't resist... Tyler's "How To Not Make An Arrogant Ass Out Of Yourself Repeatedly." Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Xev's "How To Be Considerate Of Others' Feelings." Ralphnader's "How To Be Sane." Nelson's "How To Converse With Others Without Irritating Anyone." Mallory Knox' "How To Be The Sweet Girl-Next-Door Everyone Loves To Admire." Lykan's "How To Be A Moose Like That."
Lykan's: "How to discuss sex without sounding like a 12 year old on Viagra" or Lykan's: "How to actually have the balls to accept conflict instead of hiding under one's bed sucking a thumb"
"Tyler's "How To Not Make An Arrogant Ass Out Of Yourself Repeatedly."" Dude. If I show arrogance talking with Nelson. It's because I've been putting up with him for months now and he hasn't realized a single bit of anything that EVERYONE has told him. That's not to deny that I have an ego. Just that I don't have the one that you seem to believe I do.
I was just teasing. I don't think you're an arrogant ass, Tyler. And i don't think you're totally inconsiderate of others' feelings, Xev. *hug* *hug* *hug* Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
"How to Seduce Green Glowing Geletanous Blobs" or "Fake ass karate chops for dummies" - by James T Kirk
