Can I have anal sex with my wife?

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  1. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    I don't see the appeal in anal sex. Why would a husband do that if he can do something much more natural?
     
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  3. apendrapew Oral defecator Registered Senior Member

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    Change the routine. Spice things up. The more routine sex you have (you have a fiance now, right? congrats), the more you will understand and appreciate the appeal of sodomizing your wife.
     
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  5. Roman Banned Banned

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    Yeah, being a sodomite is way better than... not being a sodomite.
     
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  7. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    Anal sex between heterosexuals is illegal in many, probably most countries, because of religious beliefs (which is a totally invalid reasoning in my opinion, as anal sex is not even mentioned in the bible) and for reasons of protecting the woman from abuse.

    Were it legal, the husband could demand to have it as part of his conjugal rights and this is where that right could be abused in the case where the female can't take it.

    As the law stands, where the husband has anal sex with his wife by force, she can report him to the authorities and he will be dealt with. in fact, even though a husband and wife do have conjugal rights for straight sex, the husband can still be tried for rape if he habitually takes his wife by force or with violence.
     
  8. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Well... that's why there are sex toys and fetiches....
    I don't see much difference between regular sex and anal sex, so I don't see any appeal. There are certainly better ways of changing the routine....!
    Like.... well... I won't describe....

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    If we start describing this thread will end in the cesspool....

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  9. Roman Banned Banned

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    No no, please describe! I want to see how far this thread can be pushed before it gets dumped.

    Describe away, capitan.
     
  10. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Oh.... ok. Due to millions of requests, I will start describing some ideas for fetiches and sex toys.

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    No seriously... no...
    Ok...why not something simple!? Like taking a shower together?

    I've heard of pretty weird stuff too! Like guys wanting girls to piss on them!

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    Actually... I remember envisioning a sex toy with a friend the other day.... It was the "sphincter cleaner" or something like that. It would be like a toothbrush, but it would be used down there and it would vibrate, ya know?

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  11. Roman Banned Banned

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    I know this guy who was at a party where a chick passed out, so they stuck an electric toothbrush up her pooter. And then hit 'on.'
     
  12. Diesel On a stairway near you Registered Senior Member

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    I assume everyone knows the proper way to finger a woman? "The Shocker" is two in the pink and one in the stink. I will have to get a pic to show.
     
  13. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Still in free thoughts, dangerously close now though...
     
  14. Fukushi -meta consciousness- Registered Senior Member

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    I push some more,...it'll tip over:

    Another straigth fact is: you have anal sex every day: When you SHIT, your TURT comes out,...this is the SAME as a F^'kin DICK no?

    How about that opinion?

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  15. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    I'll push some more, too:

    One time, in grade 1, I drew a NAKED picture of my teacher
     
  16. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    The mods must be on vacation. Let's not send this to cesspool, I have 5 posts here.
     
  17. riku_124 High School Smoker Registered Senior Member

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    ok ill push farther abotu a sight
    people who liek piss and hsit and crap and cosider it " kinky" not gross
    i was searching for porn last year ( 13 years of age)
    and i came opon osmehting like the shit.com or soemthnig
    with asion girls covered in shit
    a step farther another porn sight with aobut 20 guys pissing into 1 girls mouth

    now i send thee to the cess pool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  18. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    damn straight bro

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  19. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Seven pages.

    Seven bastard pages.

    Seven bastard arse tit-wank fucking pages I've read. Seven! Seven fucking pages!

    And still no-one has answered the central question.

    NO! Not 'can I have anal sex with my wife'? Of course you can! She's your wife! You feed and clothe her! If that isn't enough to earn you your brown wings, then what is!??

    The central question is this: DO YOU BIRDS LIKE IT UP THE SHITTER.. OR WHAT!??? BIRDS ONLY to answer from now on.

    And no purse-lipped old prunes either. Dirty slags only. With phone numbers.
     
  20. riku_124 High School Smoker Registered Senior Member

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    haha we win its been sent to the cess pool!
     
  21. §outh§tar is feeling caustic Registered Senior Member

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    riku_124

    You visited shit.com?

    Atta fucking dolt.
     
  22. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    hehe, i think id rather the anal sex myself!

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  23. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    :m:

    I'll be your bird if you want!!!hehe only joking, well i can give you a second, or third opinion...whatever, anyway, me and my girlfriend have tried loads of different stuff, and afterwards we talk bout it...she reckons that anal is much more exicting, and
    PLEASURABLE,(you can tell by the noise)lol, maybe that answers your question??
    i can assure you my lips are deffinatly not'pursed',

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