Can I have anal sex with my wife?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Saint, Jun 14, 2005.

  1. Jinoda Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah I guess that makes more sense.

    Oh, and to John Smith/riku_124: There's always the PM system. It's slower than AIM or whatever you use, but at least you don't have to flood the forums with banter.

    Now, I suggest we get back on topic or this will end up either closed or sent to Cesspool (no guarantee that won't happen anyway).
     
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  3. riku_124 High School Smoker Registered Senior Member

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    DL aim messanger and tell me ur user name so we dont get off topic liek this
    go to www.aim.com and make a new account then DL aim
     
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  5. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    Wow, this is still in free thoughts...
     
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  7. Bells Staff Member

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    If you aren't old enough to even know how to spell the word "condom", you should not be having sex.

    If you do not know the name of "whatever the thing the girls have"... you are defintely too young to be having any form of sexual intercourse whatsoever. You're right, you should just stick to computer games...

    Good God! Are you confusing her mouth with her backside? And condoms don't only protect from unwanted pregnancies. Most importantly, they offer the protection against STD's.
     
  8. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    anal sex is HARD!! mine wouldnt fit... and so i tried everything to make her hole bigger .. but it wouldnt budge :/ so we stuck to oral sex..regular sex has too many worries involved
     
  9. Jinoda Registered Senior Member

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    ROFL wow. You do realize the only difference in "worries" is pregnancy, right? You'll catch all the same diseases my friend no matter which orifice you decide on.
     
  10. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    haha not really.. we have been doing oral sex for the last 6 months now... and we see each other alot... and i finish ever time, and no sign of rashes have shown up. So any thing above the waste FOR ME, is unaffected

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  11. Jinoda Registered Senior Member

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    All I said was it was completely possible to get the same diseases either way, NOT that a disease would just pop up out of nowhere. If one or both of you are promiscuous, there's the possibility that one or both of you will get an STD, and infect the other.

    You might as well wear a condom and go all the way if you don't want diseases. Oral won't help you at all.
     
  12. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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  13. Saint Valued Senior Member

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    what a good response from you all, anyway, i never had had anal sex, it is too nasty!
    i wanna keep my pennis Clean!
     
  14. Jinoda Registered Senior Member

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    Me too. Usually though, I look for shiny pennies in the first place. They're good luck you know.

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  15. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    haha, yes i heard that myth too
     
  16. Mr.Jack4WAR Hating the Hated Registered Senior Member

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    shinny penises bring a man a good day
     
  17. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    only if that man is GAY...
     
  18. The Charmer Registered Member

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    I'll buy a drink for you, drink it and tell you what it was like. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

    (Where abouts in America?)
     
  19. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    Haha, you been thinkin tht one up all nite, no?i bought a JD for you, it was ggggooooooooddddddd........: )
     
  20. The Charmer Registered Member

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    I'm currently waiting for the LAZY FUCKING BARMAN to bring my Guinness over...
     
  21. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    Guinness-yuck...if your gonner wait that long at least get something decent i.e. GROLSCH
     
  22. The Charmer Registered Member

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    That stuff smells like piss. And after the first taste you wich it was!
    Hows about a... Kroney?
     
  23. john smith Tongue in cheek Registered Senior Member

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    Yer, your rite of course, cant beat a good old 'kroney', what do ya think of export...utter horse piss?
     

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