Bench press test to join or register

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Roman, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. Roman Banned Banned

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    I was thinking we could have a bench press test to join or register. You'd have to submit your weight, a pic and the amount you can bench, and then the % body weight you can bench would go right under your name.

    This way, in all the arguments we have around here, we know who's stronger and more likely to can our younger members, or stuff them in lockers.

    Damn, this is such a great idea. We should also have IQ tests to register, and running tests, and a test to make sure you're not Jewish or black.
     
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  3. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    I think we should meet for an all in no hold's barred cage match, last man standing is the only person who's allowed to be a member.
     
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  5. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I think a drinking match is in order before the cage match.
     
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  7. Victor E Registered Senior Member

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    Such a great idea. lol.

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  8. Richard Head Banned Banned

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    yos some1 allredy ad dis idear bra. it was da shit, not as in good but as in shit.
    Y would ne1 want ta do a IQ test what u tink ur smart and strong or sumfing?
    I tink u tink u smart but u not.
    dat joly roger fag tried to post the same ting u guys r ful of ursefs
     
  9. Richard Head Banned Banned

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    what da deal wif u racist wite mf, whats rong wit been black or yelo
     
  10. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    For one, they're not white. And for another reason, well, the first one summed it up.
     
  11. Jolly Rodger Banned Banned

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    ah i see my idea has caught on....... I am pretty good I think.
    (Richard)DickHead haha
     
  12. bob-bobby Born Again ;) Registered Senior Member

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    RH - which school u went , i want my son to go to the same school . he is a freak ...
     
  13. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    If you make it in, I will quit, for with your bigoted way of life I wouldn't want to be a part of anything your involved with.
     
  14. Roman Banned Banned

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    That's alright, we wouldn't let Jews like you in anyway

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    I'm being... ironic. Sorry you couldn't catch the cynicism?
     
  15. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    alight, so i can benchpress 59% of myself, drink about 7 drinks/hour without passing out, and i got to yellow belt(took me 2 hours) in taekwondo before i quit and focussed on streetfighting, not impractical stuff that i can never use
     
  16. Jolly Rodger Banned Banned

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    ?? your the man?? cool
     
  17. Roman Banned Banned

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    59% eh? That's really shitty, unless you weigh like 200 kilos, in which case we might forgive you.
    Sorry slayer, you aren't nearly man enough to meet with Doc and I in a cage match. Not even man enough to kill my president.
     
  18. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    i weigh between 64 and 79(i have got both measurements on the same scale in the last month
     

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