Being bald

Discussion in 'Human Science' started by wanneszinnig, Nov 29, 2007.

  1. wanneszinnig God doesn't work 2day Registered Senior Member

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    how would you scientificaly explain that?
     
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  3. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    oh for all the men here complianing about being bald, just deal with it, at least you lost your hair due to age or accident, but try loosing it to cancer not a nice thing, your all well
     
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  5. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    :thumbsup: You go girl!!
     
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  7. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    I'm bald as an egg but no-one knows.
    I do a fairly unique comb-over. I start with the long grey hair from my neck which is coarse and wiry and sweep it up to the middle of my crown ( that's the crown of my head, I'm only an Emperor, not a fucking King). this forms a solid base, then I spend a few minutes straightening my eyebrows ( again, stiff and wiry but jet black). Carefully now I push them back till they just reach the neck hair and do an intricate and tricky weave. The fact that it's a tight fit means that my brow is somewhat lifted and can give me the appearance of having just seen a ghost or being transfixed in a beam of light.

    The grey and black delineation makes a striking statement and the added combination of my straggly red beard matting with my grey chest hair always seems to excite the ladies.

    p.s If I strike the right pose, I can look disconcertingly like a tartan rug...very scary for the kiddies at a picnic when the rug suddenly transforms into a pissed, semi-comatose jolly old uncle Spud!
     
  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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  9. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Haahahaha!,
    Nice Oleander but he's got nothing on Spud!
     
  10. Till Eulenspiegel Registered Member

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    I know how devestating cancer can be. I am a cancer survivor, twenty four years and counting. I lost both vocal cords and half my larynx to cancer My mother-in-law and my daughter-in-law both survived breast cancer.


    My heart go out to anyone who hears those dreaded words, "You have cancer."
     
  11. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Mine goes out to anyone who hears "Your child has cancer"
     
  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    how do you talk?
     
  13. Bells Staff Member

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    Spud, you just made me choke on my coffee.

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    I think the issue with baldness probably arose from the age of the comb over.*Shudder*

    Spray on hair (a la Chuck Norris beard) is not socially acceptable. Nor are comb overs, or toupes.

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    I agree with lucifer. If you are otherwise healthy and are going bald, deal with it. Some end up losing their hair due to cancer or other illnesses and I think it would be a safe bet to say that they probably find the whining about baldness to be pointless. If you have your health, but are losing your hair... deal with it and be thankful you are healthy.

    Going bald naturally is a part of life. Most men and some women end up losing their hair as they get older. For some, it happens earlier and for others, later. Deal with it.
     
  14. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I haven't had a bald man....:shrug:
     
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  16. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    my husbands going bald, and it doesnt bother either him or me, why should it, he's still my husband.
     
  17. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    that was the worst day of my entire life, but with the help of my family and friends i have surviving, and my hair will (hopefully) grow back.
     
  18. Makaveli Registered Senior Member

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    rogain lol
     

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